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What's some vegan food that doesn't suck absolute shit?
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No pork roll, egg, and cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
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Since my hand incident I've lost so much weight my pants fall off when I stand up as do boxers and my hairy penis just hangs out unless I put my other hand in a pocket and press firmly on my leg.No pork roll, egg, and cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
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Is cum vegan?
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Red vines
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Oh yeah, I don't fucking know that. You're a smart guy.
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I have a 141 IQ.
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Actually I likely took the same test Vos did and scored higher. I never once bragged about it.I have a 141 IQ.
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Check out the big brain on Turk.
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I'm fucking retarded. My brain is the size and shape of a small cat.
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i'm telling you dude, the mediterranean/middle east diet a lot of non meat proteins, good fiber, flavorful. Sure you have to eat like a Dune Coon but you'll be healthy. Not just for good tests but for your life.
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There was a joke when I was a kid
"I can't go to school, mom, I falafel"
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I don't touch the stuff, fish fuck in it
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Your doctor is fucking lying. No meat, fish, or eggs allowed? That faggot is trying to kill you
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It's actually a decision I made. If the test was accurate I have 5 times the maximum level of iron it's okay in my blood. I think the test was wrong but don't want to risk it so no spinach either.
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No egg, cheese and bacon on a roll.
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I can still have the roll.
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If everyone stuck to shit like that it'd be no bother but people don't hate vegans because they only eat vegetables. It's the advent of replacement food that masquerades as biologically superior because no animal suffered for it's production that's the problem. I've spent ages dealing with this shit because everyone who dines out nowadays has a life threatening allergy that they're only ready to tell you about once they've ordered food. I couldn't pronounce more than half of the ingredients on the back of a pack of vegan cheese, it might as well have the chemical property value on it.
There was a Chinese wedding I was working at about a year ago and when the guy got asked if there was any dietary stuff we needed to know about (for like 150+ heads) and he said no. My boss pressed him saying that's a bit weird and his response was "if they have problems with the food they can go somewhere else". Veganism is like trans rights, it doesn't exist as a pervasive idea anywhere else in the world. Only in modern western culture is it slammed down your throat like human nature is a bad thing.