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What single thing did you laugh at the most in all of Pig history?

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Patrick firebrands on /r/autism. That video demolishes my ribs everytime. I think it got pulled off of jewtube. Anyone have that?
I gotchu fam

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I laugh every time someone stumbles across new pics, like what happened with the Lappening. Just knowing that every day when he wakes up, he has to face his reality. Sometimes that reality is just responding to texts, other times it's pics of the moment where his ex wife falls in love with her new husband.

Oopsie doodles!
I guarantee you that there is material equally if not significantly more embarrassing than The Lappening floating around the internet, and every time we come across a new find, Pat starts sweating hoping it's not that. Imagine living with that kind of anxiety.
 

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The closeup of Pat’s face in the knitted Lappening picture used to get me every time I’d see it on the old forum.
The whole shop is a masterpiece:

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Did not read the replies in order to not get influenced:

1-the apostlegate final tape

2-the first time I saw that pic of him in Germany eating a steak with that grey sweater on

3-the time a Fatrick alt corrected the old dude who responded "I used the word correctly, alleged author"...and then Patrick had to chime in with "bla bla its a atalker" he was so differential and first name basis, but too pussy to address the fact dude called him out on a primal level...on his fucking profession...then the old man after realizing it was a troll, never retracted the "alleged author" put-down. Just went 'oh. i see' or something like that. Ribs

I don't think I laughed the hardest at Apostlegate, but it's stupidly funny and is probably the Magnum Opus of the site. You can always go back to the fifth call and find something new to laugh about. Apostle should be blown before and after the jacuzzi.

Also, he was eating fucking bologna or something in that picture. Being the rube that he is, he ordered meatloaf in Germany and that's what he got.
 

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Are there any more of these? Never seen them before and my ribs are destroyed by just this one
I think this is all of it. After this she made a post on twitter or ig saying something like “some people 🙄”, then Pat never took another pic with her ever again. The thought of Pat having to explain these to her is the purest distilled cringe.
 
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It's almost impossible to choose, honestly. But I'd have to go with the first obituary we bombed. The wholesome family pictures flowing across the top banner only to turn into pictures of Nikki getting her back walls caved in by niggers will never not make me laugh. I kept the page open for two days after they closed it. Those ribs were so good they tasted the same after double and triple dipping
 

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I was particularly fond of when we first stumbled across his marathon pictures, I couldn't believe how many of them there were. The constipated retard look on his face, the child-like bewilderment when he's running around the bases at Miller Park, the 58 year old woman easily passing him while carrying shit, the girls in the crowd laughing at him and then all the photoshops. My favorite P@t infographic:



Also, the Instagram shenanigans have been mentioned already but the funniest bit from that era was when he made his first post excitedly announcing the debut of Gate Crashers and the comments were flooded with bots asking "Do they know about the pedophilia? 🤷🏾‍♂️" He ended up deleting the post entirely and reposting the same thing with the comments turned off. Don't have the receipts unfortunately and I've never seen any one else mention it so I think it's lost.
 

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For me, it's so many things:

1. Carol busting him on the marathon cheating + Fatrick creepstalking Carol on IG
2. The Josiah saga, particularly Part V: Fatrick Sperges Out
3. Denying he had a traffic ticket, and then his court date is royally fucked with
4. Fatrick not knowing the protocol for court, plus the William Tetleys and other characters joining the Zoom
5. Johan Schneider, the day after he was rightfully banned
6. The Indians offering to titty fuck him in the IG comments, leading him to disable the account when he passed out
7. Fatrick threatening one Dan Mullen and others on a fatassdial
8. Fatrick bragging about his blue check on Norm/11, which permanently disappeared not long after
9. RobertMewler's great artwork, from the dolls to the plaster(ed) face - true creative masterpieces
10. Fatrick giving us the "evidence" he collected, without a bit of due diligence
 
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The picture of the fax sent to hooligans. The one where he's blowing trump
That one is my favorite because it totally caught me off guard while scrolling through the thread and we never would have seen it if Pat hadn't shared his atalker file with Josiah. It made me realize that there is so much funny shit that will never be seen or heard.
 
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