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As hard as I laughed at this, when someone put it into a Linkin Park song or whatever that was it destroyed my ribs.
That and seeing someone pop up on reddit with the screen name "FattyNoDaughter"
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As hard as I laughed at this, when someone put it into a Linkin Park song or whatever that was it destroyed my ribs.
That and seeing someone pop up on reddit with the screen name "FattyNoDaughter"
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Oh fuck I forgot about another one - when someone was using FaceApp to make every photo of Fatso into a woman and then posted it on tinder or something. He looks so much better as a long-haired slampig
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"You already knew you were a fat faggot with bitch tits?"
Josiah with the line of the day.
Josiah with the line of the day.
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Clip??
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Does anyone still have this?
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Post in thread 'Request: The video of Pat looking all sad in front of a fish/lizard tank' [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/request-the-video-of-pat-looking-all-sad-in-front-of-a-fish-lizard-tank.5679/post-113238[/URL]
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Did not read the replies in order to not get influenced:
1-the apostlegate final tape
2-the first time I saw that pic of him in Germany eating a steak with that grey sweater on
3-the time a Fatrick alt corrected the old dude who responded "I used the word correctly, alleged author"...and then Patrick had to chime in with "bla bla its a stlaker" he was so differential and first name basis, but too pussy to address the fact dude called him out on a primal level...on his fucking profession...then the old man after realizing it was a troll, never retracted the "alleged author" put-down. Just went 'oh. i see' or something like that. Ribs
1-the apostlegate final tape
2-the first time I saw that pic of him in Germany eating a steak with that grey sweater on
3-the time a Fatrick alt corrected the old dude who responded "I used the word correctly, alleged author"...and then Patrick had to chime in with "bla bla its a stlaker" he was so differential and first name basis, but too pussy to address the fact dude called him out on a primal level...on his fucking profession...then the old man after realizing it was a troll, never retracted the "alleged author" put-down. Just went 'oh. i see' or something like that. Ribs
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Secret Agent Pig. Watching his fat fucking ass zipline upside down in that spiderman pose as a 40 year old man just shows what kind of child he truly is... child
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I don’t remember these. Anyone got the hairdresser texts saved?
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"It's me Patrick Tomlinson... You know, THE AUTHOR"
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Well you know in India cows are sacred. And in America, LOLcows are as well. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
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During the California hearing when the clerk asked if William Tetley needed to check in. I don’t know why that got me like it did because a hundred things funnier than that have happened but I just lost it for like 15 minutes straight. And I never do that.
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The whole saga of him privating his Instagram every night had me fucking howling.The Indians flooding his Instagram with comments like ‘can I fuck your tits?‘ and ‘disgusting fat man’.
Nothing will ever top that.
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I was already cracking up when I heard that and then when she said “Yusef Kumiyah“ shortly after I was gasping for air.
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His security cam footage of him walking across his yard to scribble faggot on his motorcycle with a Sharpie got me good.
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Finding the tactical reload video, the meatloaf pic, and the "rape and execute" tweets got me pretty good in the moment.
I was really trying to moral-high-ground the obituary bit, and mostly succeeding, but when people started uploading the most horrific pics and the funeral home site automatically added a very tasteful antique frame to each one, my ribs were atomized.
It also used to kill me when that rascal "D. M." would get Pig's followers to block his real alt account (PatrickSTomlin1) by saying it was an impostor child, then Piggy would throw a tantrum and throw out rude demands to unblock that one amid his rude demands to block every other one.
This might seem peculiar at first, and it had very small beginnings, but this led to my hardest laugh ever:
I was, at least at the time, probably the foremost Patologist (yes, I know I should kill myself), and the sheer lunacy of that statement, combined with imagining how someone coming into our situation completely cold must feel, made me laugh for probably seven or eight minutes straight until I was crying--and I'm not a very emotive person at all. I had been wanting to update the Kiwifarms thread at that time, but I didn't because:
1) I was at the ridiculously high character limit in the first post AND the post I reserved after it, so I would have to delete stuff
2) There was ongoing litigation against 60 defendants that spanned dozens of states and several foreign countries, and I figured it would look kinda shady if the "last edited" date got bumped up.
3) Even I was confused about some of the more recent shit that had happened.
When I saw his huffy oinking about how obvious all this stuff should be, it sent me into a tailspin.
I was really trying to moral-high-ground the obituary bit, and mostly succeeding, but when people started uploading the most horrific pics and the funeral home site automatically added a very tasteful antique frame to each one, my ribs were atomized.
It also used to kill me when that rascal "D. M." would get Pig's followers to block his real alt account (PatrickSTomlin1) by saying it was an impostor child, then Piggy would throw a tantrum and throw out rude demands to unblock that one amid his rude demands to block every other one.
This might seem peculiar at first, and it had very small beginnings, but this led to my hardest laugh ever:
I was, at least at the time, probably the foremost Patologist (yes, I know I should kill myself), and the sheer lunacy of that statement, combined with imagining how someone coming into our situation completely cold must feel, made me laugh for probably seven or eight minutes straight until I was crying--and I'm not a very emotive person at all. I had been wanting to update the Kiwifarms thread at that time, but I didn't because:
1) I was at the ridiculously high character limit in the first post AND the post I reserved after it, so I would have to delete stuff
2) There was ongoing litigation against 60 defendants that spanned dozens of states and several foreign countries, and I figured it would look kinda shady if the "last edited" date got bumped up.
3) Even I was confused about some of the more recent shit that had happened.
When I saw his huffy oinking about how obvious all this stuff should be, it sent me into a tailspin.
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The hardest I've ever laughed was the first time I visited his Twitter account out of boredom after seeing him posted a few times on the old sub. Literally the first thing I saw was the fartpoop22 picture of a black penis peeing on his face. The automated "We have determined that this image does not violate our TOS" made me laugh so hard and for the next several days I would start giggling at random times whenever I would think about it
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I laugh every time someone stumbles across new pics, like what happened with the Lappening. Just knowing that every day when he wakes up, he has to face his reality. Sometimes that reality is just responding to texts, other times it's pics of the moment where his ex wife falls in love with her new husband.
Oopsie doodles!
Oopsie doodles!