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What single thing did you laugh at the most in all of Pig history?

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The gym selfie posted on reddit with posts about him being a bench sniffer are up there.
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My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson. I am 42 years old.

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I live on 2611 N Oakland Ave, Milwaukee, WI in a half house next to a housing project.

I believe in not taking care of myself, with a unbalanced diet, in a rigorous Twitter routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll eat an entire Entemann's crumcake as I call people child on Twitter. I can do a thousand now.


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After I finish calling people child, I then move on to calling people atalker. In the shower, I expel last night's four chilidogs into the shower drain and use my prediabetic foot to mash it down into the drain.

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Then I apply the nigger pepperoni of the child I killed the night earlier onto my face as I prepare the rest of my routine.

There is an idea of a Patrick S. Tomlinson, some kind of fatbody, but there is no real me, only a Twitter account, something lazy, and though I can hide my cold gaze in endless selfies and you can shake my fat hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably incomparable: I simply am fat.

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Haha the giant hams on his back.
 

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when he sent that message to dana schwartz
It’s any interaction with a woman for me. To my knowledge he’s invited women to museums in both London and Milwaukee,(both declined his offer) another he stalked to an arcade in Milwaukee(what is he five?) she fled as soon as he arrived and he put that on Twitter claiming she couldn’t hang.

He even gloated that she left him some tokens, I’ve never arrived anywhere and had the person I went there to see hand me the equivalent of cash and run out of the building. Pat didn’t see the signs here and posted it on Twitter.She obviously couldn’t handle his masculine bar brawler energy and had to leave or risk an orgasm just being in his presence.

Also anytime he refers to himself as a father gets my ribs. There’s 40 inch Panasonic TVs that had more influence on his daughters life than this prick.
 
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After thinking about it I’m going to go with finding out how long he was told the article would be. The fact that he believed his story was important enough to be how many PAGES? I realized he’s either way dumber or way crazier than I thought. Also this is in the context of finding out that he was lured into the lawsuit by this forum.
 
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