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Head like a 9/10 country ham.
Dan and his boyfriends: give us shit for jokingly lusting after hot middle aged celebrities that were 10s in the 90s.
Dan and his boyfriends: give us shit for jokingly lusting after hot middle aged celebrities that were 10s in the 90s.
Dan IRL: married to a middle aged Milwaukee 3 who probably hates him.
Holy shit, he couldn't bag an American?Flavia used Dan for a green card and capital to start a toilet cleaning/shit eating business. Nigga had to import a third world Brazilian tranny in order to find one sided love.
Holy shit, he couldn't bag an American?
Nah y'all are fucking with me. No fake? She got her citizenship by marrying him?
Ugh God, imagine having a roll over and eat that things ass every morning.
Not even kidding. He picked the ugliest Brazilian he could find. Wanderlei Silva looking bitch.Holy shit, he couldn't bag an American?
Nah y'all are fucking with me. No fake? She got her citizenship by marrying him?
You KNOW that's an arrangement.Not even kidding. He picked the ugliest Brazilian he could find. Wanderlei Silva looking bitch.
Or suck its dick.Ugh God, imagine having a roll over and eat that things ass every morning.
I think she is 39-42 years old. She does look 60 though. And this fag is still upset over shitposting hot 90s actresses, models and singers yet has never once defended his wife. Even if you’ve married the ugliest woman on the planet you’re not a man if you don’t defend her.You KNOW that's an arrangement.
Dan was like ok, you let me prematurely ejaculate into your 60 year old pussy twice a month, and you get to be an American
If someone on the internet was making fun of my dumpy Portuguese ex-wife, I would ABSOLUTELY at least come to her defense by saying that I loved herI think she is 39-42 years old. She does look 60 though. And this fag is still upset over shitposting hot 90s actresses, models and singers yet has never once defended his wife. Even if you’ve married the ugliest woman on the planet you’re not a man if you don’t defend her.
I feel kinda bad. Flavia seems like a nice enough fella.
Shitposters need to stick together
It's your fault for not giving him enough ribs
He'll be back. What are some of them other words ending in "bler"?This post islikeyou mocking him
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