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Elliot was a jew who's parents provided decent transportation unlike the poverty stricken Tomlinsons who parked their Ford Escorts in a mudhole in front of their mobile wobblybox.
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This nerd got laid more than Pat did in high school. Probably still does.
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At the least, we know he would argue with a fence post. Which is what all teachers and peers like.
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Bigger cock than Patrick as well.
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I've never seen someone talk about high school as much as Pat. He's mid-40s and mentions high school every other day. So you just know high school was a traumatic experience for him. Constantly being bullied and all of the teachers hating him and evidence that he's not the world's smartest boy presented to him in the form of awful grades.
Also worth mentioning that he thinks he's the most successful and famous person ever from his high school and town. Despite being unemployed, cucked, fat/ugly, debt up to his misshapen ear lobes, reams of embarrassing personal info out on the internet, and practically no equity into his $300k house.
Also worth mentioning that he thinks he's the most successful and famous person ever from his high school and town. Despite being unemployed, cucked, fat/ugly, debt up to his misshapen ear lobes, reams of embarrassing personal info out on the internet, and practically no equity into his $300k house.
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" I did not get plowed into the sun, child"
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Are you trying to tell me you don't like savage garden?
I mean I know I just got here but that's pretty square, my main man.
I mean just look at them dude. What's not to love?
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He probably is the most famous guy from that town. Thanks to us I mean.
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This “Pat” fella wasn’t as handsome as me in high school. I truly could’ve been a model!
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Larger cum volume. Highly motile sperm. Tastes like pineapple. The nerd beats Pat on all fronts.
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100% this. Also an obnoxious blowhard who would ruin every class trying to seem smarter than the teacher while everyone told him to STFU.
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How many times do you think that it escalated into physical violence and he never got the hint?
I refuse to believe that this person has never had his ass kicked in the 50 years he's been alive or however old he is. It's had to have happened at least once and I want to know why it didn't knock any sense into him.
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@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 I read every one of your posts, sincerely, I'd tell you if I didn't, but combos like this need to be addressed
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Someone broke his arm in school according to Pat himself so at least once. Boomia got that out of him but I dunno if anyone has the receipts.
I think he was probably almost too pathetic to beat up though. He doesn’t have photos in most of the yearbooks and he was part of no activities or sports at all. Obviously nobody outside of his two nerd friends liked Pat. I imagine he was emotionally tormented to see him spaz out regularly while everyone else laughed their asses off at him but he’s too much of a faggot to stand up for himself and get into a fight about it. Probably just started punching the lockers and growling like an idiot while every vagina in school dried up.
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I thought he broke his arm falling of a horse?
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He was a quiet weirdo who was largely invisible until he got into a classroom and could intellectually attack the only people who were legally and professionally obligated to tolerate his low IQ buffoonery.
His teachers were prohibited from punching down on him and as a result, he fancied himself an intellectual and became arrogant in the years after HS when he stopped receiving F’s all the time.
He carried that unwarranted arrogance into the present day and now the entire internet has so much goddamn fun punching down on him because he can’t (or won’t) stop stepping on rakes.
His teachers were prohibited from punching down on him and as a result, he fancied himself an intellectual and became arrogant in the years after HS when he stopped receiving F’s all the time.
He carried that unwarranted arrogance into the present day and now the entire internet has so much goddamn fun punching down on him because he can’t (or won’t) stop stepping on rakes.
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I might be wrong but I'm sure I remember him telling Boomia someone broke his arm in school but he still won the fight. I'd really like that to be the case and not me having a dream about Pat texting Boomia.