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Lmao, this nigga probably isn't even dead yet and Harry's out here soliciting for an insurance agentIf I’m 39, should I just pay for it? Faggot insurance says not until I’m 45 or some shit
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Lmao, this nigga probably isn't even dead yet and Harry's out here soliciting for an insurance agentIf I’m 39, should I just pay for it? Faggot insurance says not until I’m 45 or some shit
You’re still a cancer…to this friggin web forum! nah I’m just B’n your steez, Brolita! Hahaformer cancer person here
I’m surprised you had enough white blood cells to fight it off after your HIV diagnosis.
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I 'memba his name too, which means he's a gud'n.I hope you're surrounded by loved ones in this trying time. Always appreciated your posts and remember ya. No BS.
You are now free to say faggot & nigger as you please with impunity.
I missed you Josh! How've you been??You’re still a cancer…to this friggin web forum! nah I’m just B’n your steez, Brolita! Haha
I would but that’s easy for me to say. I was supposed to wait until 45 also. If I’d got one at 44 instead they’d have found it early and I’d probably already be done with it by now.If I’m 39, should I just pay for it? Faggot insurance says not until I’m 45 or some shit
Who announces their own departure at an airport? That doesn't even make any sense.
Say that colon cancer or bowel disease runs in your family or something.If I’m 39, should I just pay for it? Faggot insurance says not until I’m 45 or some shit
I have told you many thousands of times to stop dying. This constitutes felony denial of life-demands. Enjoy the afterlife, stlaker.Last November I went to the doctor with some ass / bowel pains. Thinking it was stress related or something cuz of recent divorce. They kept me for tests and long shory stort it's aggressive and rare colo rectal cancer. Could be from years of smoked meats and road sodas, who knows.
I know I haven't interacted much with the forum lately (we're not that close) but the cancer has apparently spread quite a lot over the last few months, and docs are saying I need to stop work and move into homecare / hospice soon. So soon enough you won't see me no mo.
Just wanted to thank all you retards for the loffs over the years. This place has been a bright spot in what turned out to be a shitty, abusive final 4 years of my life (cue instrumental music).
Let me know if you have any messages for Norm (if I go to heaven) or Ro (you-know-where). Or any tasks I should do with my waning hours.
Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Tortfeasor signing out.
Shinkle bout if you actually have ass cancer right now and don’t know it. You can pay the cost now and deal with (relatively) low costs of treating it (if it’s found), or do it at 45 for free and deal with insane costs of treating it after it’s progressed for 6 years.If I’m 39, should I just pay for it? Faggot insurance says not until I’m 45 or some shit
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