Well boys, this is it ...

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Just live life to the fullest you possibly can while you're still here. I'm start to be convinced that whatever happens after we die is better than this world. Hope that you're able to get everything right with yourself and your closest people. God bless.

For my 2 cents, I'd take out as many credit cards as I can and charge the fuck out of them. Fly first class to Milwaukee and pretend to deliver a pizza to Rick just to see what happens. Call a nigger a nigger.

Fawk man, that's a fawkin rough one. God be with you, no bs.

I know this dude in France whose buddy did that exact thing except it wasn't death by disease. He decided to check the fuck out of existence on his own terms. He maxed out a credit card or two buying his friends alcohol, etc. had a party and then hung himself.

Better than spending your finally day/hours wallowing in horrific depression, I say! Nigga went all out then opted out. Don't know if he had any kids or not? If he didn't, he went out a solid bruthaman bruthaman!

 

[guest]

My dad died of colon cancer after it morphed from the bad lymphoma to brain cancer and eventually went to his ass. I will never forget the saturating disgusting smell of internal blood shits for as long as I shall live. I pray your exit from this earth is fast my friend as my dads death was peaceful but the road to get there was grisly and miserable. Whatever you do do not let any weepy faggot family members try and keep you around suffering because they can't handle the fact youre leaving. This can be tough as youre gonna be all fucked up on pain meds but yeah. Do your best. Inshallah brotherman.

I'm sure this cheered him up.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This only works if you’re single and poor or willing to fuck your family over.

So sounds like good advice for an onaforums poster

 

[DominusOdium]

Nice failed marriage and rotten butthole, stupid.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Good luck, bro!

 

[NoBacon]

It’s just the beginning, we’re all going to die. This will be all of us sooner or later.

Speak to a priest and get your affairs in order with the Lord and God bless.

 

[Will Tate]

Your mom's box, I guess. Godspeed, brothaman.

 

[bumbum8]

That fucking sucks, but at the very least you're going to get some fantastic meds to see yourself out if you want.

I'd do what others have suggested and live life like you've always wanted. If it were to happen to me I'd be buying all my best pals gifts with all the credit cards I'd be applying for. Hell, I'd probably post all the card numbers on here as a thank you for all the loffs, hint hint.

 

[Opesterino]

I am very sorry to hear that. If the worst does come, please save us all a few seats at the table. Thoughts and prayers

 

[guest]

See you in the next lifetime amigo. We live and we die, I'm just glad we probably shared a few laughs in the meantime in between times. This comes off trite because how can it not, but I'm certain that death is not the end.

 

[Hello Oneal!]

Sorry to hear this

Thoughts, prayers, and comfort to you, no bs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm getting a cold or something. My throat is sore and my nose is runny. Why do bad things only happen to me?? #prayforthecure

 

[Ronnie G]

Hopefully they got you loaded up on those controlled substances, brotherman.

Can you have one of your relatives do the "He's dead!” drop when you're gone? Thanks.

 

[BoomerSperg]

an O&A forum really needs a surgeon generals warning at this point

this is the third person I've seen say they're dying from ass cancer here.

or maybe the last one OD'd. I cant remember.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

this is the third person I've seen say they're dying from ass cancer here.

or maybe the last one OD'd. I cant remember.

You have to treat your asshole like a temple. A temple that you shit from.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

this is the third person I've seen say they're dying from ass cancer here.

or maybe the last one OD'd. I cant remember.

There’s an explosion of colon cancer in young people and they can’t figure out why. And it started before COVID so don’t say it’s from the vax.

Start getting colonoscopies no matter how old you are. It sucks but it’s worth it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

There’s an explosion of colon cancer in young people and they can’t figure out why.

I ate like shit (maybe the word to choose is "poorly") when I was younger and I wasn't very regular. I fear that's gonna bite me in the ass (I'm sorry) one day.

 

[JamieConway]

I know what you're going through. I have real bad sciatica and some days it feels like what I'd imagine asscheek cancer to feel like.

Take it from me, it's very important that you not be buried in a Jewish cemetery. You'll be stuck here forever instead of sucking on a set of big tits in Valhalla. And they'll probably screw you at the Oscar memorial and leave you out in favor of faggot nobodies like Gene Wilder (nice brain, stupid), Alan Rickman (nice pancreas, stupid) and Alexis Arquette (nice AIDS, transtupid).

Anyways, I'm not trying to make your illness all about me. Though it does remind me of Meg Ryan's little dog on the set of Joe VS The Volcano. Tom Hanks was always carrying the dog around and babying it, but me and his stuntman caught him one time between two trailers with the dog. He was crouched down trying to feed it a balled up sandwich wrapper saying "eat it you little faggot." When he noticed us standing there watching him he didn't even stop. Like what he was doing wasn't weird. He was eventually like "little faggot isn't hungry I guess." And then HE shoved the wrapper into his mouth and tried to swallow it but just gagged on it until he threw up. Odd guy. Huge cokehead. Anyways, the dog ended up dying of feline leukemia or some shit.

Any other tales from movie sets?

Also sorry bout the cancer OP.

 

[guest]

Are you gonna fight it or just say fuck it and kick the bucket? If it were me I'd just ride it out till I die. Sorry youre goin through this man. Maybe something will change and youll recover or still live a decently long life. good luck with everything

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd give anything for Minaw to still be alive so I could say "it should've been Minaw."