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This thread should be for the ones you can't really explain. So don't tell us you have a bad shoulder or knees from playing football or something.
One time I was taking a piss and in the middle of it, got this sharp pain. It went away after I pissed. I can only assume it was a very tiny minor little kidney stone, because it hasn't happened before or since.
When I was a lot younger, if I had eaten something spicy for dinner the night before, my morning shower would mostly consist of dealing with heartburn as my mouth watered and leaked very warm saliva that I would just drool down the drain. I'm sure it contained a fair bit of that stomach digestive acid, or whatever. Taking deep breaths helped slow it down. It stopped happening for a while, but came back recently, and it was the first time I ever vomited in the shower. It was a quick piping hot burst of orange vomit, and I was fine afterwards. Now I don't even need to eat anything spicy to get heartburn in the middle of the night. It just happens now.
Recently drank a bunch of coffee in the middle of the night. I think I smoked too much weed too, because as I was laying in bed, I started involuntarily shaking. I couldn't even hold my phone or type anything. This never happens to me during the day, or other nights when I used to drink black coffee. I was literally shaking!!! I've also woken up with my entire body shaking, almost like a seizure, being unable to move, but it wears off after a few seconds. I think it happens when I sleep on my arm the wrong way, and it goes numb.
My left shoulder cracks/pops when I raise both arms straight up over my head. I think something happened but I can't exactly recall, my whole left side is a tad weaker than the right side. My muscles on the left side look different too when I stare in the mirror too long. I'm an uneven fool.
My body odor and shits are starting to smell very similar. It's not a poop smell, it's more like a stewed tomato smelling thing. Sometimes a little taco seasoning smell. I used to be fairly accustomed to my own BO, now it smells like an entirely different person and grosses me out. I feel like it's related to losing my sense of scent and taste for 6 months 2 years ago.
Recently took a shit that came out pure green color. I forget exactly what I ate, but it was something blue with food coloring? It was shocking how perfectly green this shit was. I've also experienced my shit smelling like weed after I smoked weed, but this hasn't happened to me in many years.
I've never had a cavity in my life, but I have started developing little food pockets where the teeth meets the gumline. It must be my gums receding. I've had a fair bit of gum bleeding lately as well.
I think I'm just getting old.
One time I was taking a piss and in the middle of it, got this sharp pain. It went away after I pissed. I can only assume it was a very tiny minor little kidney stone, because it hasn't happened before or since.
When I was a lot younger, if I had eaten something spicy for dinner the night before, my morning shower would mostly consist of dealing with heartburn as my mouth watered and leaked very warm saliva that I would just drool down the drain. I'm sure it contained a fair bit of that stomach digestive acid, or whatever. Taking deep breaths helped slow it down. It stopped happening for a while, but came back recently, and it was the first time I ever vomited in the shower. It was a quick piping hot burst of orange vomit, and I was fine afterwards. Now I don't even need to eat anything spicy to get heartburn in the middle of the night. It just happens now.
Recently drank a bunch of coffee in the middle of the night. I think I smoked too much weed too, because as I was laying in bed, I started involuntarily shaking. I couldn't even hold my phone or type anything. This never happens to me during the day, or other nights when I used to drink black coffee. I was literally shaking!!! I've also woken up with my entire body shaking, almost like a seizure, being unable to move, but it wears off after a few seconds. I think it happens when I sleep on my arm the wrong way, and it goes numb.
My left shoulder cracks/pops when I raise both arms straight up over my head. I think something happened but I can't exactly recall, my whole left side is a tad weaker than the right side. My muscles on the left side look different too when I stare in the mirror too long. I'm an uneven fool.
My body odor and shits are starting to smell very similar. It's not a poop smell, it's more like a stewed tomato smelling thing. Sometimes a little taco seasoning smell. I used to be fairly accustomed to my own BO, now it smells like an entirely different person and grosses me out. I feel like it's related to losing my sense of scent and taste for 6 months 2 years ago.
Recently took a shit that came out pure green color. I forget exactly what I ate, but it was something blue with food coloring? It was shocking how perfectly green this shit was. I've also experienced my shit smelling like weed after I smoked weed, but this hasn't happened to me in many years.
I've never had a cavity in my life, but I have started developing little food pockets where the teeth meets the gumline. It must be my gums receding. I've had a fair bit of gum bleeding lately as well.
I think I'm just getting old.
