Sure, I'll admit he fucked a pornstar and paid her off to not talk about it then tried to hide it, but if that's illegal, what's next, free speech?!
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TRUMP TRIAL MEGATHREAD
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You’re so right. Next thing you know, YOU have somebody else make an unlawful contribution to Trumps campaign, then use your business to pay them back, all the while forging the details, and YOU go to jail. Can you imagine a world where THAT happens?
What part is a crime? Congress has a slush fund for this exact scenario. Should Cohen go to jail for committing an actual felony?
None of it except trying to hide it and lie about it. If he hadn't done that there would be no case, that's what's so funny.
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Wow. Welp. Now you put it like that, I…. Yikes. I need a minute. I’m literally shaking right now. This. Is. Not. Ok.
If anyone could send me photos of their hecking borker pupperino’s I’d appreciate it. I need it right now.
Unlawful contributions to trumps campaign in the form of filing payments in the wrong column.
If I don’t take a stand on this, how can I look my child (mittens the kitten) in the eye when I wake up every morning?
I can always trust Nobacon to always have a spine and stand behind his opinions. First it was “He’s innocent” , you couldn’t even say why, then it was “It’s not a crime”, and you couldn’t even say why, and now it’s “OK WHO CARES”, but you can’t even say THAT with your chest.
Thats not what happened retard. You don’t even know the evidence being shown or what the charges are. Literally the only acceptable opinion to have is “I just don’t give a shit”
Did he? Go ahead and write an essay about each of those counts so I can tell how stupid you are.
…I’ll keep it brief.
False statements to a financial institution - Lying about the purpose of opening the account to pay Daniels
Excessive campaign contribution - The Daniels payment
And the other shit isn’t related
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I consider the crime he committed to be included on lists like this
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The part that could be considered election interference since the hush money was paid during the campaign. If he had her sign the NDA prior to running, none of this would be happening. How that money was recorded and processed though accounts matters.
Trump didn't personally pay him, did you read any of Cohen's testimony you zoomer retard?
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You are very dumb. What do you do for work?
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It really doesn’t matter though does it? Except to histrionic vindictive cunts
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Isn’t he like a door to door window cleaner or something?
There’s no shame in it, it’s an honest living.
I’ve been reading transcripts of the trial since day 1. Not only does that not have to do with what you quoted but you’re wrong. The money came out of Trumps personal account. Trump signed the checks. The checks went to Cohen. That is “personally” paying him even if its not cash hand over fist.
Yes, an individual donating $130,000, when the individual contribution limit is $3000, and then not reporting this, is illegal, and should be illegal.
You know what I notice about you? When you’re getting piled on you sulk and disappear, and come back and beg for truces and ask people to stop being mean to you. And then the minute you think people are piling on me or Jenna you get this ego like you can join in. You’re still a fat tittied cummy pants child killer, stupid.
Jail would be the most hilarious outcome. He'd have the highest viewed mugshot in history. He could get an entire revival season of OZ where he goes into Emerald City and prags out to nigger inmates after promising to pardon them. And runs his campaign from inside of a jail cell. First presidential debate live from Attica.
34 felony counts for paying a porn star to keep her whore mouth shut. That's not election interference you dunce?
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I once had an enforcement letter from a home owners association because I painted my garage the same color just to freshen it up, and although it was the “approved” color because I didn’t follow the bylaws and ask for permission first, I had to repaint it the same color again and pay a fine.
This is 100% how I view this trial and the case against him, and if you support it because “well acyhually he contravened passage 6.7 of the charter on campaign finance reform laws act 1897 amendment 1b” then I view you the same way as I viewed those hoa goons back then.
This is 100% how I view this trial and the case against him, and if you support it because “well acyhually he contravened passage 6.7 of the charter on campaign finance reform laws act 1897 amendment 1b” then I view you the same way as I viewed those hoa goons back then.