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Aren’t you a suicidal neet?
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Aren’t you a suicidal neet?
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No I'm a suicidal guy who doesn't show up to work. There's a difference.
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Man I've kicked other tenants doors in over shit like this, you're gonna get a big Nigerian boot to your skull
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God be with you no BS
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Well you tell me. How else am I supposed to get a computer monitor to work. That's literally what I was using it for.
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It's okay, Abe. They're just as mystified by electricity as Turk is
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I'm not actually suicidal. That's a rumor that CQ Beans started cuz he doesn't understand jokes.
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There's black squirrels around where I live and they're so much faster than the grey ones. They have an extra muscle in their legs.
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They're also really good at football but not as quarterbacks
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I let the grey ones live and shoot the reds with a Winchester air rifle I have. With hollow point pellets
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It's a mutiny. Y'all are mutinizin' me!
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The red ones are the squirreliest type of squirrel. They're so goddamn fast it's insane. When I lived further north there were "flying" squirrels too. Those were cool to watch.
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Why are we talking about our appreciation of squirrels again.
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Because it's Canadian Fucking Thanksgiving
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I want to see a wolverine one day. Apparently they're native to the northern part of Vancouver Island. There's a little subspecies there (it's sole defining trait that distinguishes it from all the rest is that it lives on Vancouver Island).
There was some reality show where people have to survive alone in the wild and they sent them up to NWT and some crazy fucker killed one with an axe. Before, during and after the jacuzzi.
There was some reality show where people have to survive alone in the wild and they sent them up to NWT and some crazy fucker killed one with an axe. Before, during and after the jacuzzi.
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Flying squirrels, folks. Like Rocky of & Bullwinkle fame. They're real. LOOKITUP!
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There's a video of someone on a bike on a trail and they're just frozen because a wolverine with a fuckin goat head casually walks right by them like it doesn't even know they're there.
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Yep. Real genuine flying squirrels. They don't really fly, they glide, but they can glide pretty fuckin far from tree to tree and they come out at night so you can watch them while you're having a fire.
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When they want to trap one they have to build the trap out of wood because otherwise the wolverine will just kill itself trying to break out of a metal cage. They'll chew their way out of the wooden traps (a foot of frozen pine) in a day or two but it's the only way to catch them.
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Ever seen a team of raccoons. In Ottawa 3 raccoons used to fuck with me while I smoked but it was so cool they worked in teams that I didn't mind. I was actually just curious how they communicate amongst themselves.