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Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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They do house calls, Sue. Don't worry though, it's not the government killing people. It's the government funded and regulated medical establishment.
If I ever end up homeless I'm 100% letting those faggots kill me. I might just do it when my parents die. Fuck, I might do it if I spill milk on the rug.

If that shit was an option when I was a kid I can think of a million times I would've done it because I was pissed off at my girlfriend. "Oh, you're just not gonna answer your fucking phone now? I'll show you, you stupit bitch."
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Trudeau has said he's not concerned with a revolt and he's focusing on government priorities. I give him 5 hours.
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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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If I ever end up homeless I'm 100% letting those faggots kill me. I might just do it when my parents die. Fuck, I might do it if I spill milk on the rug.

If that shit was an option when I was a kid I can think of a million times I would've done it because I was pissed off at my girlfriend. "Oh, you're just not gonna answer your fucking phone now? I'll show you, you stupit bitch."
I was homeless for 6 months. You have no idea how comfortable being homeless in Canada is if you don't do hard drugs. I actually sort of miss it.
 

The NaTurryl Man

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If I ever end up homeless I'm 100% letting those faggots kill me. I might just do it when my parents die. Fuck, I might do it if I spill milk on the rug.

If that shit was an option when I was a kid I can think of a million times I would've done it because I was pissed off at my girlfriend. "Oh, you're just not gonna answer your fucking phone now? I'll show you, you stupit bitch."
A real man kills himself with a penis chinese penis overdose
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Trudeau has said he's not concerned with a revolt and he's focusing on government priorities. I give him 5 hours.
Oh my God, FUCK THIS FAGGOT.

If I ever feel even slightly unwelcome anywhere, I don't want to be there. This fucking fruit's just like "don't care. I have bigger fish to fry because I am the King of Canada."
 
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The NaTurryl Man

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I was homeless for 6 months. You have no idea how comfortable being homeless in Canada is if you don't do hard drugs. I actually sort of miss it.
I used to see this guy at homeless lunches and shit who looked like Liam Neeson but 300 pounds or more. I called him Fat Liam Neeson. Being homeless is Canada is a fawkin breeze.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I'm telling you, we need to wage war on the USA and just take a state to unite the nation.
I will hand you Minnesota on a golden platter, ripe for the picking...say the word.


(Me escorted out of Parliament hill with my fanatical plans):

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No you faggots can have Maine and Stephen King too. You’re not getting the state where THE BODY was governor.
 

Child..

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I used to see this guy at homeless lunches and shit who looked like Liam Neeson but 300 pounds or more. I called him Fat Liam Neeson. Being homeless is Canada is a fawkin breeze.
The only time I ever wanted to dehumanize someone by filming him on my phone was when I saw this homeless Gavin McInnes lookalike by a bus shelter. Same beard and everything, just extremely filthy.
 

The NaTurryl Man

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I met a kid from Maine one time who was extremely freaked out by the black squirrels here. He thought they looked evil, and they do, but in a cute squirrely way.
Fucking black squirrels coming to my country, breeding with the native reds and greys, eating all the best nuts. Ship their asses back to.... England!
 

Turk February

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Fucking black squirrels coming to my country, breeding with the native reds and greys, eating all the best nuts. Ship their asses back to.... England!
I've got a bunch of them in my back yard and for a tiny little thing they can actually be scary. Like jump scare sort of thing coming out of the darkness at night.
 
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