This "lawyer" is begging for recognition.

[kingship75]

I'll have a quarter-pounder with cheese, Mr. McDonald's tough guy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

..

Not very progressive of him to call someone disabled as an insult. Seems like a very alt-right thing to do.

Yes he referred to me as a homo but backed down when I asked what's wrong with that

 

[Brooke Shields]

Found on r/oldqueens.
He really is a boring pathetic old pedo

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I have to admit, Fatrick retorts SLAP when you're rooting for him

 

[guest]

Getting him all worked up and ending it with "Pathetic old kike lmao" is the most rib-inducing part.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

You leave the forum for 10 minutes and you miss the emergence of another world class lolcow.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

This shit fawwkin exploded with this faggot quick. Fresh new cow milk does the ribs something fierce. I'm dieing ova here

 

[Cuphead]

Management is loving the direction of the forums

 

[Clint Ruin]

This shit fawwkin exploded with this faggot quick. Fresh new cow milk does the ribs something fierce. I'm dieing ova here

Sadly, I seems short-lived. He's been radio silent for a day. We thought we found a new steady, wound up with another one-night stand.

 

[Hudson]

He gets between 0 and 1 "like" for every Tweet about this so I'm not sure who besides this forum is reading his stuff.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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"Bullies in middle school wouldn't step up"

I just saw a Fatrick tweet about something like this. These people are carbon copies.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Sadly, I seems short-lived. He's been radio silent for a day. We thought we found a new steady, wound up with another one-night stand.

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie.

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[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Hit this faggot where it hurts

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[guest]

I don't care much for this guy, I was told he fucks kids. Sick!

 

[Raymond]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Plus a “DUI lawyer” is almost an oxymoron. All they really can do is delay your case for the discovery process and after that odds are he’s going to lose. Unless they can pull something out of their ass and prove the breathalyzer was broken judges aren’t going to reduce it. You’re just paying for a guy to lose because you drove drunk, failed a sobriety test, blew over the limit, and there’s not much you can do to fight it.

I actually once saw a DUI lawyer lose real bad in court. His defense for his client was “he went to a party and thought he could sleep there but they didn’t have room for him to sleep so he had to drive drunk but it was because the party didn’t have room for him to sleep”. Seriously, someone paid a lawyer to defend them and that’s the best he could come up with.

I got-off on a similar one; homeowner(where I was drinking) stated they offered me a place to sleep that night & assumed I was staying, so poured their drink into mine (without me knowing) before going upstairs to bed, I didn't know & I didn't stay.

that aside, who is this cunt? He thinks only cops know the technicalities of how drugs are tested? Idiot.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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This has had me cracking up for 10 minutes. God bless brotherman!

 

[Pat the Simp]

Lip lettuce. He looks so dumb

I've always wondered why the audio is never in sync with the video. Is it a TikTok thing?

 

[guest]

Looks like he removed the contact form from his website. Anyone who needs to get back on the road after driving drunk just has to call him I guess

 

[Stent]

No effect.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He was calling anyone who goofed on him to come at him and how he will destroy anyone who “steps up” and other weirdness

fawkin MC Serch, Esquire

"YOU SHOULDA CALLED AN UBER, B!"