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TheRoastOfAbeVigoda
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Just be glad, and we can all be sad that you're not like Parkyakarkus, who was Albert Brook's father and had a killer set at a Friars Club roast, sat back down and then [SIZE=15px]died on the dais.[/SIZE] Guess that ass fuckin doesn't do wonders for your life expectancy.
Nobody told us till the 80's.
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You'll all be hearing from my attorney, Larry Regisphilbin, Esq.
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I remember when you couldn’t chase that one crook, and the black guy made a comment out of it. Your reply was that his people were used to running, and yours made pizzas.
That was pretty funny.
That was pretty funny.
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You knew Abe Vigoda literally fought Nazis as a Jewish-American WW2 vet, right?
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A lot of people say Abe Vigoda was the worst part of The Godfather, but I disagree. The worst part of the Godfather is that it ends, because it's so great I could watch it literally forever.
A lot of people consider Abe to a be a bad actor, which I don't think is fair. He is very convincing when he says he didn't bring his wallet when the dinner check comes.
A lot of people consider Abe to a be a bad actor, which I don't think is fair. He is very convincing when he says he didn't bring his wallet when the dinner check comes.
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"This award ceremony has more jews than the cemetery I'm buried in. No? Allllright."
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We asked Walter Matthau's estate about your portrayal of him on The Sunshine Boys for the roast and they asked us "who"?
Abe, you know we love ya.
Abe, you know we love ya.
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Abe Vigoda consensually violated my holes during the frigid Winter of 2019.
Fucking faggot.
Fucking faggot.
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Hey Abe, I'll roast ya for $5
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Buenos dais
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Enjoy, Abe
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I watched the whole thing and I feel like I got the wind knocked out of me. I can't believe you just did that to me.
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he put a sink in for his mum... I gotta respect that
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He's a Siberian guy called Oleg. Obviously the part of the human brain that instills fear doesn't work properly in him. My palms were wet by the end of it.
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It's more of a comment, really