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TheRoastOfAbeVigoda

Will Tate

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Abraham "Nitro" Periwinkle Vigoda passed away at the age of 94, and was born at the age of 72. He was a star of stage, screen, and the nightmares of that little baby who had that scene with him in "Look Who's Talking;" Kirstie Alley said Abe was a welcome dose of heterosexuality on a set she had to share with John Travolta, or at least would have been if old age and chain-smoking hadn't robbed him of his ability to get an erection. No matter how many times she tried to entrap him in her trailer with seductive gestures she planned to later say was him raping her, poor Abe was just pushin' rope. Probably for the best, those scientologists have deep pockets.
Yeah, yeah, I know, fine, I'm getting off the stage now, yeah, I know I suck, but I don't suck as bad as that movie Prancer.
Love ya, Abe.
 
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Will Tate said:
Abraham "Nitro" Periwinkle Vigoda passed away at the age of 94, and was born at the age of 72. He was a star of stage, screen, and the nightmares of that little baby who had that scene with him in "Look Who's Talking;" Kirstie Alley said Abe was a welcome dose of heterosexuality on a set she had to share with John Travolta, or at least would have been if old age and chain-smoking hadn't robbed him of his ability to get an erection. No matter how many times she tried to entrap him in her trailer with seductive gestures she planned to later say was him raping her, poor Abe was just pushin' rope. Probably for the best, those scientologists have deep pockets.
Yeah, yeah, I know, fine, I'm getting off the stage now, yeah, I know I suck, but I don't suck as bad as that movie Prancer.
Love ya, Abe.
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PRANCER IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
 
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When I first met Abe on the set of Joe Vs the Volcano I asked him, 'Hey Abe why do you always have your mouth open in photographs?' Suddenly Tom Hanks starts laughing as he rams a harmonica down Abe's throat, take a fistful of his ear hair in each hand and starts violently raping poor Abe right there.

I thought to myself, sweet and gentle Jesus this is the worst thing I've ever seen. It was a good seven years until 'Me and the Gods' was released and I realised how wrong I was. Love ya, Tommy.
 
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It means "good luck" ya stupid guinea brat!
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Libby Son Of Loin

Libby Son Of Loin

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Turk February said:
Abe lives near me, I actually saw him at a restaurant once. He was complaining that the chef left the fish in his bones.

Abe hates the lesbians that raise Chef Adam Libby. Chef Adam Libby hates them too, but he does it through an alternate personality named the TheGhostofAbeVigoda.

Abe loves watching videos of fat, slovenly, drooling retards. His favorite is called Godfather Part II.
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He wasn't even in the movie!
 
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