TheRoastOfAbeVigoda

[HH Brother]

Abe S Nitrogodalinson is about to start childing funsters, funster.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That Abe Vigoda guy, more like Aye I'm a goner, because he's dead.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe S Nitrogodalinson is about to start childing funsters, funster.

No I'm not, you are.

 

[Turk February]

I can't believe you're amalgamating my name and Patrick Tomlinson's name. My name isn't Abe Tomlingoda or Abe Vigodalinson. My name is Abe "Nitro" Vigoda. You know that's my name.

They call you Nitro cuz you huff nitrous oxide out of spray cheese cans alone curled up on a love seat watching Hey Arthur on DVD to avoid dealing with the real world

edit : as Abe has correctly pointed out, I did mean Hey Arnold*

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That Abe Vigoda guy, more like Aye I'm a goner, because he's dead.

I can't believe you just said that.

 

[guest]

I heard he doesn't actually suck dick that well and "The Blowjob Queen" moniker is just a forced meme

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They call you Nitro cuz you huff nitrous oxide out of spray cheese cans alone curled up on a love seat watching Hey Arthur on DVD to avoid dealing with the real world

No I don't. It's rubber cement and the show is called Hey Arnold, child.

 

[guest]

I also heard he'll have to look up the meaning of moniker

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I heard he doesn't actually suck dick that well and "The Blowjob Queen" moniker is just a forced meme

My nickname is "Nitro" or "Fuckasaurus Rex"

I also heard he'll have to look up the meaning of moniker

No I won't. You will.

 

[Turk February]

My nickname is "Nitro" or "Fuckasaurus Rex"


No I won't. You will.

When did you stop going by "Gwen"?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When did you stop going by "Gwen"?

MY NAME ISN'T GWEN! THAT'S NOT MY NAME! YOUR NAME IS PROBABLY ZYZNYK OR SOME RUSSIAN SHIT WITHOUT VOWELS

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I don't think there's a person in here who wouldn't love to see Abe Vigoda pick blueberries.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT OFF OF GAYS, ONE LEGGED FREAKS, RADIO DUOS, RUSSIAN SQUATTING GOPNIKS OR LITTLE FAT IRISH GUYS WITH CARTOON EYES! YOU'VE ALL MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY HERE TODAY, FUCKSTERS! EAT MY SHIT! EAT MY FUCKING SHIT!

 

[HH Brother]

I don't think there's a person in here who wouldn't love to see Abe Vigoda pick blueberries.

He is a standalone fruit, brother.

tss

 

[HH Brother]

I got the hat!

 

[Jenna]

You know, Abe Vigoda was a 20-something Jewish kid from Brooklyn when he decided to enlist in the army and fight Nazis in WW2. After brutally slaughtering hundreds of Nazis (I assume) he went to acting school on the GI Bill, and the rest is history. While many would consider him an American hero, the people on 4chan I trust say he's a duplicitous kike traitor so that's that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“I got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda. You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.” The only reason I know who you are is because a Beastie Boys song called “Posse in Effect.” Also can you explain what that means?

 

[Meownaw]

He wanted to be called Nitro. That's right and we can all be sure it wasn't Nitrous Oxide!

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I can't believe you're amalgamating my name and Patrick Tomlinson's name. My name isn't Abe Tomlingoda or Abe Vigodalinson. My name is Abe "Nitro" Vigoda. You know that's my name.

most folks call you T-Bone, you know, like Tuna Bone. i kid, i kid.

 

[Meownaw]

They call you Nitro cuz you huff nitrous oxide out of spray cheese cans alone curled up on a love seat watching Hey Arthur on DVD to avoid dealing with the real world

edit : as Abe has correctly pointed out, I did mean Hey Arnold*

Fucker beat me to it but my joke was it couldn't be Nitrous Oxide because that's laughing gas and he isn't making anyone laugh. FUCK!