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The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1
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Josiah's recording is now up to 854 views. Oopsie doodles!
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The video's link was posted on Kiwifarms last night so I imagine it's gotten and will continue to get a lot of clicks from there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-9956891
I love watching a Streisand Effect unfold in real time.
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The video's link was posted on Kiwifarms last night so I imagine it's gotten and will continue to get a lot of clicks from there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-9956891
I love watching a Streisand Effect unfold in real time.
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"Hello, this is Patrick. How can I help you?"
What a retard.
What a retard.
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I like the Shakespearean level acting of Mr. Munoz when Pat brought up the hilarious accusations..
“Grinding african american children into sosij”
*audible exhale*
“Oh god”
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Why would he do that? Nigga getting paid- or at the least, he's going to sue Pat into Bolivia.
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That's how his mommy told him to answer the phone.
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He’s a legiTimaTe panTs shiTting reTard
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Fatrick: "How did you find out about all this anyway?"
Josiah: "um...uh...um...well...hummmadummadrummmanummawabittibbibaow."
You just got phonescammed.
Josiah: "um...uh...um...well...hummmadummadrummmanummawabittibbibaow."
You just got phonescammed.
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Wow havent been on all weekend and come back to find out piggile tits fell for a fake interview and finally admit he's losing. I cant wait to watch this! God, this place fucking rules.
Whats even better is this is probably the "beautiful" thing he was referring to happening next.
Whats even better is this is probably the "beautiful" thing he was referring to happening next.
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Pat The cyberstlaker Update: he has autistically unblocked me again. Maybe the “final punch” is him begging me to punch his prostate with my hog? No sale, Fatass, you’ll have to beg your roomie Niki to peg you.
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He reminds me of those bikers in A Bronx Tale. He had a reputation for starting Internet firestorms. But he knew in that moment, he started a firestorm with the wrong group.
The difference is those bikers got their asses kicked and their bikes smashed and they left. The comparison here if Pat were those bikers is they kept coming back to that same bar, day after day.
Honestly (I'd tell you if I wasn't), he could have taken something from this and improved himself. "Oh they want to call me a fat loser, I'll show them." Change your phone number. Deactivate your socials. Hit the gym, take some MMA classes, take some writing classes, go on actual dates with Niki and pay attention to her. Come back in 6-12 months a completely improved person. He'd probably drop at least 50 lbs and actually have a little self-confidence. His wife would most likely adore him and blow him before the jacuzzi. If he got serious about his writing he might actually get a screenplay off the ground or maybe another book or writing gig. Then come back on your socials, admit that you had let yourself go, have a little laugh that it took making fun of Norm McDonald and some internet trolls to get your life in order and move on. He'd probably Tweet much less than he does now, because he'd have actual things going on his life that socials wouldn't matter any more. He'd come out of this with something positive. He probably wouldn't be such a prick to everyone because he wouldn't have all this self-loathing eating away at him all day. I don't feel like anyone would bother with him because he wouldn't be hateable any more.
Anyway, $4 a pound.
The difference is those bikers got their asses kicked and their bikes smashed and they left. The comparison here if Pat were those bikers is they kept coming back to that same bar, day after day.
Honestly (I'd tell you if I wasn't), he could have taken something from this and improved himself. "Oh they want to call me a fat loser, I'll show them." Change your phone number. Deactivate your socials. Hit the gym, take some MMA classes, take some writing classes, go on actual dates with Niki and pay attention to her. Come back in 6-12 months a completely improved person. He'd probably drop at least 50 lbs and actually have a little self-confidence. His wife would most likely adore him and blow him before the jacuzzi. If he got serious about his writing he might actually get a screenplay off the ground or maybe another book or writing gig. Then come back on your socials, admit that you had let yourself go, have a little laugh that it took making fun of Norm McDonald and some internet trolls to get your life in order and move on. He'd probably Tweet much less than he does now, because he'd have actual things going on his life that socials wouldn't matter any more. He'd come out of this with something positive. He probably wouldn't be such a prick to everyone because he wouldn't have all this self-loathing eating away at him all day. I don't feel like anyone would bother with him because he wouldn't be hateable any more.
Anyway, $4 a pound.
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Wrong, child. The last dozen of us have been watching that video 50+ times.
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Alright, break in rehearsal. I've wanted to post on this for a while anyway.
I have not had time to listen to the interview. I am dying to though. If it wasn't a big show at The end of the week, I'd be lounging and replaying this with a Krupka in both hands.
Gosia, however, upon hearing about this, jumped right on the video. I kept seeing her outside the window of the studio in hysterics as we're playing and it nearly threw me off a few times.
As she handed me the phone on this recent break, I asked her how it was. She was still laughing, and told me "moja milosc, these people you associate with on there, they're deviant geniusze". She thinks you're comedic geniuses, and she singled out @CarolMaxheinie (she likes you too, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda ).
I can't wait to be done so I can listen to this tonight. She's wanting us to listen together over dinner. See, Patrick, you CAN bring two lovers together... Just not with yourself.
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It was on Cumtown dot orgs front-page for a while
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Hahahahah! That's terrific, that's terrific.
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Nick Mullin is going to be acting this out on cum town. Every character will be gay with a small penis.
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Patrick S Tomlinson? What about Patrick N Tomlinson?
I would actually find that hilarious
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You know, yesterday wasn't a great day for me. I woke up in a funk, was depressed and unmotivated all day, I just sat at my computer watching MST3K on twitch all day, not a shred of carpe diem in me. Today, waking up to all this--TOTALLY different story. I'm in a better mood than I've been in weeks. May God and Mel bless Josiah and his exemplary journalistic skills, I am utterly ribless right now.