The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[guest]

He really sounds unhinged, like he's losing it. And he's still persisting in "fighting the trolls".

Edit: He's talking about the "swaTTing" (He emphasizes the Ts on that one). He said he contacted Craigslist immediately and they did everything right and the ad wasnt up long enough for anyone to see it. How would the police even see it? I can't imagine the police got some email with a picture in of a Craigslist ad (since they pulled it immediately) and decided they needed to visit him at 11pm. This sounds very suspect.

 

[guest]

He really sounds unhinged, like he's losing it. And he's still persisting in "fighting the trolls".

Imagine spending $80k in legal fees because you're too stubborn to say "my bad, I was wrong."

 

[HotDogJoe]

Imagine spending $80k in legal fees because you're too stubborn to say "my bad, I was wrong."

He's dumbest fuck I've ever encountered and I say that as somebody who is aware of Joe Cumia's existence.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"Nikki. Nikki! I'm being interviewed by Huffington Post! When they hear my story they'll make me a columnist. I just know it!"

After 3 years a sane person would roll her eyes and ask if he's really sure that it's a real interview. She'd really push him to make sure it's real

There's no way she doesn't divorce him after this.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"Nikki. Nikki! I'm being interviewed by Huffington Post! When they hear my story they'll make me a columnist. I just know it!"

After 3 years a sane person would roll her eyes and ask if he's really sure that it's a real interview. She'd really push him to make sure it's real

There's no way she doesn't divorce him after this.

Niki Robinson is out to lunch... figuratively and literally.

She's also FAT.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

Wait. He said in the swatting thing that he doesn't think any of these people live in Milwaukee. If that's true then how are they leaving graffiti in his neighborhood, vandalizing his car, trespassing on his property?

 

[Will Tate]

Dear Christ I can't leave you rascals alone for 6 hours without some new wackiness ensuing. This a benchmark in the annals of Patposting, bravo.

 

[RoTheHo69]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT this is legendary.
You are the brothaman!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is this what Fatso kept saying "What happens next" "Your life comes to a end" thinking this "real" interview would get posted on Huffington and a army of his supporters would gather to expose the rascals then take down forum?

 

[guest]

I can't believe he's spending upwards of 100k on this before he actually tried things like changing his number and staying off of Twitter for a few months. At the end of this, he mentioned more than once that he really didn't want that 100k figure to come out. If he's really borrowing from the SFWA or another party, I wonder if they have any idea he's run up that much of a bill.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

36:44 "a particularly unwanted divorce about a decade ago"

Oh my fucking god, in the words of George Floyd - I CAN'T BREATHE.

This needs to be dissected to weed out every single legal lie he's told to the judges.

Josiah Munoz must be eternally blown before the jacuzzi.

 

[Pat the Simp]

This is the greatest thing since the recording of the court appearances. He's constantly snorting like the pig he is. He's so autistic how he pronounces his Ts. There is a part of me that feels bad for him. But he's such an insufferable prick that he's getting what he deserves. He should just stop engaging but he can't.

@JosiahMunoz, you're the hero we don't deserve.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Holy shit, I just realized this is only the first part. How much oinking audio is there?

When the video gets its first downvote well know he has risen from his drunken slumber.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

josiah munoz kinda sound like Joshua moon

anyway the sexual harassment complain to the tv channel is hilarious

i like how the HuffPo reporter tried to get him to talk more about the peperinos that was made out of niglets

 

[RobertMewler]

His twitter silence speaks volumes.

My fantasy is that Resto was sent the audio, listened to it, then called Pig and screamed, "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!! No twitter! No calls! Nothing! UNDERSTAND!?? God. DAMNIT!" (phone slam)

 

[guest]

Holy shit, I just realized this is only the first part. How much oinking audio is there?

I don't know, but I can't wait to find out!

 

[HoraceStanker]

I can’t wait to hear what happens next. If Josiah actually wrote an article and submitted it to Fatprick for review I think it’ll be so funny that it’ll render me a mute

 

[HotDogJoe]

His twitter silence speaks volumes.

My fantasy is that Resto was sent the audio, listened to it, then called Pig and screamed, "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!! No twitter! No calls! Nothing! UNDERSTAND!?? God. DAMNIT!" (phone slam)

The problem with that fantasy is that it assumes Resto and co. even care about this case. They're clearly just milking this dumb pig for all he's worth.

 

[guest]

Just got through this…. wow

my immediate thoughts:

1. fuck all you retarded faggots who doubted Thomas Apostle

2. Quasi is a real nigga. Even though $17k isn’t nearly as much as brokedick Rick thinks it is, it’s not pocket change and he put it on the line for the lulz. Real ass dude

3. man I hope this “article” is the thing Rick was all excited about lately.

4. I hope the follow up interviews start to ask some questions about the obvious lies, like the complete horseshit “swatting”. First of all, no cops would believe that was real. Even if you don’t find it funny, it’s clearly a ridiculous parody, not something to be taken seriously. And if they did take it seriously he would have been swatted for real, not with a discussion on the porch.

5. interesting that he’s not as delusional as we thought. He knows he’s losing the case and is going to have to pay.

6. the judge doesn’t have to be an expert in internet culture or trolling, idiot. He has to be an expert in the law, which he is. It’s not his job to put an end to your problems, it’s to interpret the law correcTly, as written

7. nobody lives in Milwaukee yet we’re vandalizing his property in person. Ok

8. still mad about his divorce instead of happy that it led him to his second, better wife

9. The acting here is beyond brilliant. I don’t know how someone could go nearly an hour with this and keep it together. Bravo

10. The ironic thing is I may have to kill MYself when this is concluded because nothing could ever be better than this. It’s all downhill from here.