The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Hello, this is Patrick. How can I help you?"

What a retard.

By the way its worded maybe Patso got a job working at a call center from half a hovel

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Just listened to the whole thing. He truly believes his own delusions.

• This is happening to him because the Reddit sub got closed down
• We were infamous on Reddit and everyone was scared of us
• Everyone here is straight, white, male, and of course, nazi
• We randomly harrassed dozens of people before him, but he was the only one brave and strong enough to stand up against us.
• There are no successful people here, everyone is a psychotic incel who just wants death and destruction
• He did nothing wrong and would do everything exactly the same again
• He will not rest until our criminal gang of cyberstlakers is in jail

Surprisingly, he is aware that the lawsuit is going to, most likely, get quashed, and that he's going to owe Quasi 17+K.

Is this what Rick meant with "bigger than Netflix"? Because it certainly is funnier than anything on Netflix. And there are 4 more parts!?!!?? Holy shit.

its quite impossible for any of us to have 17k in bank account too

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The good news is Rick has the Packers/Saints game later on today to distract him from... this.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The good news is Rick has the Packers/Saints game later on today to distract him from... this.

There would be no better time for a “Fat Rick” sign in the stands. A shame we don’t have the same power we did 10 years ago…..sniff god damn wop couldn’t keep his mouth shut about the blacks.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I still can't believe he fell for this. Just the first question alone should've tipped him off that it wasn't legit. Why would any normal journalist start with the question "How has this affected you outside the internet?" That's so weirdly specific.

When I clicked that linked earlier, I thought it might be leaked audio from a real interview that one of you rascals got your hands on but that opening question let me know immediately that tom foolery was occurring.

What a dumb pig. A dumb fat pig.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

ThaT shiT ThaT he does where he over enunciaTes his T's is so fucking annoying. But this is incredible.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Someone text him to see if he is ok

I did at like 2 AM his time, he never replied lol.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

There would be no better time for a “Fat Rick” sign in the stands. A shame we don’t have the same power we did 10 years ago…..sniff god damn nigger couldn’t keep his mouth shut about the blacks.

FTFY

 

[NoBacon]

I still can't believe he fell for this. Just the first question alone should've tipped him off that it wasn't legit. Why would any normal journalist start with the question "How has this affected you outside the internet?" That's so weirdly specific.

When I clicked that linked earlier, I thought it might be leaked audio from a real interview that one of you rascals got your hands on but that opening question let me know immediately that tom foolery was occurring.

What a dumb pig. A dumb fat pig.

Listening back it’s pretty clear but he was so eager to get it off his chest and brag about his articles and how he knows the routine that he didn’t think critically,

That said, watch Sam Hyde’s interview with buzzfeed and they really do sound exactly like this.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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Even our best artists couldn’t compete with this perfection. Great find.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I did at like 2 AM his time, he never replied lol.

I hope he's not upset. We was only jokin'!

 

[ActionJackson]

This is amazing. Just call me ol' regolith ribs from now on.

 

[FLUUUID]

Without wishing to overstate the obvious, Patrick is really pig headed. The end of the interview where hes asked if he would do anything differently, and he says no. Its be stated many times before but if he just said norm was funny, 99% of ppl would have left it alone, but no, he wants all the alleged stress and harassment he claims to have suffered, because action movie pat needs to be a hero.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

@Caverlock cribbed this from ya

 

[HotDogJoe]

So...when's the next part dropping? My prick is already twitchin in anticipation.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Without wishing to overstate the obvious, Patrick is really pig headed. The end of the interview where hes asked if he would do anything differently, and he says no. Its be stated many times before but if he just said norm was funny, 99% of ppl would have left it alone, but no, he wants all the alleged stress and harassment he claims to have suffered, because action movie pat needs to be a hero.

He really got belligerent at that point.

I wonder if Ways and Resto will be having a conference call tomorrow to discuss the future of their case.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Ribs are up!

 

[Guyincognito]

This is perhaps the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life. This is so well done. Did I hear the interviewer snickering quietly at times or was that just stuff rustling around? In any event, he’s amazing for not lolling audibly or obviously. I know I wouldn’t have been able to keep my shit together that well