The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[JamieConway]

Man this is unreal. But i was waiting for the reveal at the end. Just to hear him freak out would be worth every rib I have.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The totally real reporter has a hard time holding in his laughter. I'm speechless, this deserves an Oscar.

I don't know how he kept it together when pig said "they sent me a message telling me to brush my piss-yellow teeth and that my wife gets bukake'd by a circle of N words"

I was crying laughing for a good minute at that part.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

 

[peckafacce]

To be a fly on the piss covered walls in his half house when he was sobers up and finds out what happened would be priceless.

That "fat faggot" at the end has my ribs in pieces.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

When he answered the door those cops did get "a huge bust" in a way.

He's got big fat tits is what I'm trying to say.

 

[HotDogJoe]

And just finished it, so funny to hear how much dread Pat actually has about the lawsuit and the money he'll owe.

It really puts into perspective how much of his personality is pure bravado. Just as we suspected, all the "your life is coming to its end/I'll enjoy what comes next" etc. is just pure BS to help him cope with the awful reality of this situation. I fucking love it.

 

[sorchEDearth]

It helps that our reporter is clearly a gay minority, even with his constant "um"s and overall lack of professionalism, Patrick would never assume we would have such a type in our ranks. Great work.

 

[peckafacce]

I have to wonder if this interview was what was making Pat so cocky these past 2 weeks?

 

[HotDogJoe]

It was pats own arrogance and thirst for attention that got him to do an interview with someone he never even confirmed was a real reporter.

That's the part of this that's so unbelievable to me. Why, if you were in his position, would you ever agree to do an interview with somebody unless you'd 100% confirmed they were legit?

He really is unbelievably stupid.

 

[guest]

Almost at the end, Fat asks how the guy heard about his situation in the first place and the guy stutters some BS answer. Surely that should have been the first thing Piggy asked?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Almost at the end, Fat asks how the guy heard about his situation in the first place and the guy stutters some BS answer. Surely that should have been the first thing Piggy asked?

If he wasn't a moron, yes it should have been.

I'm sorry he's so stupid. We can't help him.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Oh no. This is gonna ruin Fat's NFL Sunday.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

What a masterpiece this is, Piggy fell for it hook line and sinker like the great big clueless gullible simpleton he is. You'd think a man who claims to have received thousands of unsolicited nuisance calls might be more careful who he speaks to and what he reveals, but not our blabbermouthed pig.

May Josiah be forever blown before the jacuzzi, Amen.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Rick will be seasoning his breakfast corn with salty tears in a few hours.

 

[NoBacon]

Doesn’t sound too good for old Patrick.

Imagine divulging the intimacies of an ongoing lawsuit, sabotaging it entirely and shit talking the judges involved - to a reporter who you don’t even verify is real.

 

[guest]

Doesn’t sound too good for old Patrick.

Imagine divulging the intimacies of an ongoing lawsuit, sabotaging it entirely and shit talking the judges involved - to a reporter who you don’t even verify is real.

I really hope no one sends it to El Tigre

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

How is he going to spin this? Ignore it? Claim its fake? Cry fraud/lawsuit? The suspense is killing me!
September 11th is the best day ever!!

 

[Bigsmooth]

I listened to this whole thing while on an overnight health care shift. Definitely woke up a dementia resident by laughing hard/making weird noises lol. God bless whoever did this. So much worse than when he was all set to work for the Boston Globe

 

[NoBacon]

I had my doubts immediately but this is so convincing I actually started to think it was real and wonder how it was possibly leaked.
This really is fantastic work. The magnum opus of the whole timeline, to be fawkin honest witcha.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Apologies if anyone already commented on this, but... did anyone notice when he was describing Paul Weimar & the SFWA around the 7min mark, he referred to it as an “incestuous” community.

Nice freudian slip, stupid.