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i wish he would just diePerhaps Sir Lunchalot would accept a joust in Spring:
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i wish he would just diePerhaps Sir Lunchalot would accept a joust in Spring:
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I always thought it was just a supplementary art the samurai used. Basically if you're in a battle and are disarmed and have no other choice but to try to defend against/disarm any opponent with your bare handsBetter watch out, Patrick is an accomplished practitioner of aikido.
Hey Pat, aikido is from a time when nobody tested martial arts. It’s an ineffective and useless martial art besides, maybe, getting a workout. Watch old UFC fights and see how lost the aikido guys were.
We used to have aikido nerds occasionally show up to my BJJ gym and we’d make a point to have white belts bully the fuck out of them while sparring, politely of course. After that they always quit their aikido McDojo and did BJJ instead.
All this is a moot point of course because he’s lying about ever training aikido.
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