The challenge has officially been made

[guest]

I was serious, I was respectful, and I will let you know what he says:

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[Nick_Carpinelli]

He doesn't fight in a ring with rules and pads, child. Safe isn't his speed. The only place you will meet him is in the court room when you are sentenced for your many crimes. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you

 

[BudDickman]

He will not acknowledge. He will not even block you, since he wouldn't want you to know that he saw your tweet. You will probably have to reply to every Twitter thread where he tries to act like a tough guy or calls his cyberstalkers cowards.

 

[42069]

He doesn't fight in a ring with rules and pads, child. Safe isn't his speed. The only place you will meet him is in the court room when you are sentenced for your many crimes. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you

I got this response covered wait for him to say that fighting in the ring is the only setback and we hit him with Texas or Washington state. Legal combat Brothaman

 

[Brooke Shields]

Might as well offer 50,000 cause the fatso is never going to fight anyone unless he has a gun and their name is Bernell Trammell

 

[Midian9876]

Lol you just fought 3 nigs, a fatso like this should be a breeze.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I got this response covered wait for him to say that fighting in the ring is the only setback and we hit him with Texas or Washington state. Legal combat Brothaman

He will still refuse but if he was actually a trained fighter like he claims then he would have no reason not to accept your challenge. I think he claims to have practiced BJJ, Aikido and Krav Maga. We all know he is too fat, lazy and undisciplined to get good at BJJ. Aikido and Krav Maga are meme martial arts that no serious person would train for self defense.

Personally I have been training Muay Thai for the past year and I still get lit up during sparring. Training for combat sports is humbling and a fragile ego loser like Fatso would never be able to work through that.

 

[AntSucks]

I will pay off the quash debt if he agrees to one fight under professional MMA rules, including a mandatory weigh-in.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I love this. Challenging him to put his money where his fish mouth is. A man who has spent so much time crowing about what a tough guy he is certainly shouldn't have a hard time accepting this challenge, right?

I am curious if he's going to ignore it outright, or try to Tomlinson Technicality his way out of it.

 

[guest]

I love this. Challenging him to put his money where his fish mouth is. A man who has spent so much time crowing about what a tough guy he is certainly shouldn't have a hard time accepting this challenge, right?

I am curious if he's going to ignore it outright, or try to Tomlinson Technicality his way out of it.

He doesn't even have to put his money where his mouth is. All he has to do is show up at a boxing gym, collect half a grand (plus whatever I can make on a GoFundMe or Kickstarter) and put his mouth where his mouth is.

Idk about you, but show up to a boxing club NEAR my house and collect cash money just to take and throw a few punches with big boxing gloves on?

Fuck man, sign me UP.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Love the idea, although you probably could just pay Quasi directly.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He doesn't even have to put his money where his mouth is. All he has to do is show up at a boxing gym, collect half a grand (plus whatever I can make on a GoFundMe or Kickstarter) and put his mouth where his mouth is.

Idk about you, but show up to a boxing club NEAR my house and collect cash money just to take and throw a few punches with big boxing gloves on?

Fuck man, sign me UP.

Yeah, but you're not a coward.

Even Pat's obvious need for money isn't as strong as his cowardice.

 

[guest]

Love the idea, although you probably could just pay Quasi directly.

Nah he can spend it on whatever he wants. I want to give him MAXIMUM incentive to either say yes or make himself look like a punk bitch.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I will pay off the quash debt if he agrees to one fight under professional MMA rules, including a mandatory weigh-in.

Nobody has that kind of money just readily available, child.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This is exactly how that would go down

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Just make an opinion he doesn't like then wait for him to challenge you.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Down goes Tomlinson! Down goes Tomlinson! Down goes Tomlinson!

The fat fuck is paying the mandatory $24K and the ONA Forums are as poised as evah...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is exactly how that would go down

The fight that guy retired from mma after is hilarious to me. He permanently blinded the little nipper he was fighting in one eye with dirty eye gouges, the little fucker actually made a come back, had his leg in a submission for a split second and he immediately tapped lol. Dude dished out some brutal shit on people, fucked them up for life and ended careers, but the first sign of him getting hurt he's like "Fuck this. Never again." It just seems so slimy lol.

Oh yeah, and the little guy went on to win his next fight the same night and then had to be damn near choked out cold before he tapped in his third.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He might respond with his usual twitter bravado and then block you whilst quickly unblocking and commenting so you look like your backing out, but he won't do it. I messaged him twice during two of his reddit spergouts challenging him to a livestreamed kickboxing/boxing match in which i would travel to Milwaukee and surprisingly he didn't respond.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He might respond with his usual twitter bravado and then block you whilst quickly unblocking and commenting so you look like your backing out, but he won't do it. I messaged him twice during two of his reddit spergouts challenging him to a livestreamed kickboxing/boxing match in which i would travel to Milwaukee and surprisingly he didn't respond.

That one dude's been telling Pat to meet up with him at Brewer's spring training to throw down for years now and he's never acknowledged it.