The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

The only appeal of Canadian A&W is they have glass mugs that won't break when your girlfriend smashes you in the face with it.

Your girlfriend sounds like a pussy tbh

 

[Turk February]

Your girlfriend sounds like a pussy tbh

She was kind of a woman sometimes

 

[Turry]

Harvey's stinks, too.

 

[Turry]

She was kind of a woman sometimes

What was his name?

 

[Turk February]

Harvey's stinks, too.

Let me guess. You eat at The Keg and get 30 dollar burgers?

 

[Turk February]

What was his name?

Kevin Koschinsky. I'm pretty sure it was a woman. We lived together for 3 years. But she only let me have anal sex and I had to be blind folded. Very kinky. Very mysterious.

 

[Turry]

Let me guess. You eat at The Keg and get 30 dollar burgers?

I'm a Wendy's man, mostly. Sometimes DQ, sometimes A&W. When I'm feeling fancy I go to Fatburger

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Let me guess. You eat at The Keg and get 30 dollar burgers?

The Keg fucking rulez. I get the steak oscar but with prime rib instead of steak. Motherfuck that shit's good.

 

[Turry]

I don't mean to imply that I don't eat at McDonald's but I never enjoy it as much as Wendy's or DQ

 

[Turk February]

I'm a Wendy's man, mostly. Sometimes DQ, sometimes A&W. When I'm feeling fancy I go to Fatburger

It took me forever to appreciate Wendy's because for some reason all their restaurants smell really bad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm a Wendy's man, mostly. Sometimes DQ, sometimes A&W. When I'm feeling fancy I go to Fatburger

I flipped out in a Wendy's drive thru one time because I thought they weren't taking my order but my muffler was fucked up and I just couldn't hear them. I like the chili cheese fries. I'm also a fan of a Frosty. Dave Thomas was adopted though and that makes me not trust it completely. Like, what did he do as a baby that made his parents not love him?

Also, I find the burgers at DQ suck dick but the ice cream is the shit. I love a Blizzard.

 

[Turk February]

The Keg fucking rulez. I get the steak oscar but with prime rib instead of steak. Motherfuck that shit's good.

The keg here in town is a converted factory. The logo is on the smoke stack. It looks fucking horrifying.

 

[Turk February]

It's also on the edge of the Niagara escarpment so it looks even taller than it is. It's a fucking steakhouse. Not a corporate head office.

 

[Turry]

Also, I find the burgers at DQ suck dick but the ice cream is the shit. I love a Blizzard.

Depends on the DQ tbh. When they're good they're amazing. When they're bad they're fawking garbage. I avoided them for years because the one in my home town always burnt the shit out of them but then I was in Nanaimo years later and their burgers fucking slapped. There's one or two good ones around here where I'll grab a mushroom melt from time to time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Depends on the DQ tbh. When they're good they're amazing. When they're bad they're fawking garbage. I avoided them for years because the one in my home town always burnt the shit out of them but then I was in Nanaimo years later and their burgers fucking slapped. There's one or two good ones around here where I'll grab a mushroom melt from time to time.

The one in my town the burgers are unbelievably dry. Also, I've found the McDonald's in my town is the only good one in the entire world.

 

[Turk February]

The one in my town the burgers are unbelievably dry. Also, I've found the McDonald's in my town is the only good one in the entire world.

If you ask for double pickles even the shittiest cheapest burger in McDonald's is awesome.

 

[Turk February]

Me and the ex would walk like and hour and 40 minutes in Ottawa to get collectively 6 bucks worth of food. (We were subscribers to a theater across the road and would watch the absolute most poorly made movies you can imagine)

 

[Turk February]

And yes. You can subscribe to a theater. You get like 50 percent off ticket prices and be guaranteed seats that you want unless another subscriber reserves them first

 

[Turry]

Me and the ex would walk like and hour and 40 minutes in Ottawa to get collectively 6 bucks worth of food. (We were subscribers to a theater across the road and would watch the absolute most poorly made movies you can imagine)

I know that theatre.


Not good.

 

[Turry]

The book store on Rideau that sold old books for fifty cents a pop was pretty alright, though.