The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Turk February]

Important update. My hand doesn't hurt. NOT.

 

[Turk February]

I have exciting news. This thanksgiving Santa may have brought me another infection.

 

[bernerd]

I have exciting news. This thanksgiving Santa may have brought me another infection.

I'm shocked, everyone knows that the best environment for healing a serious infection is bathing it in a miasma emanating from piles of beercans, cum tissues, cig smoke and sprinkles of mice dookies

 

[Turk February]

I'm shocked, everyone knows that the best environment for healing a serious infection is bathing it in a miasma emanating from piles of beercans, cum tissues, cig smoke and sprinkles of mice dookies

There's also a few cola bottles which are known to be sterile.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm shocked, everyone knows that the best environment for healing a serious infection is bathing it in a miasma emanating from piles of beercans, cum tissues, cig smoke and sprinkles of mice dookies

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or what

 

[bernerd]

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or what

No, that's the regimen put forth from the Canadian Medical Association, minus the cum tissues. Turk just keeps those around because he believes his semen has mystical powers

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

No, that's the regimen put forth from the Canadian Medical Association, minus the cum tissues. Turk just keeps those around because he believes his semen has mystical powers

at least he's retaining it in his apartment