He's just going through penis chinese penis withdrawals. It seems like he's getting worse but he's actually getting better.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I have a lot of memories of thinking i was just playing around with someone and them crying because they were either hurt or scared that I was going to hurt them. My friends and I would full on punch eachother and throw eachother around all the time and then when I started hanging out with other little groups of people I'd just haul off and wail someone in the chest or something and they'd hit their knees crying like "w-why the fuck did you do that??"
There was a place called crater park which is what it sounds like. We'd bike down this wicked steep hill and slam on the breaks and it would make you flip and hurt yourself but it was funny. We let a girl named Sarah try. She cried for like 30 minutes. Bitch. It's not that bad.
That's why we're the most educated nation on earth.
I thought it was because of all the doctors and lawyers we import from India
Naw. It's mostly the piss. Hot piss.
"the holiday is over". Mother fucker. The holiday ends when everyone sobers up.
It's full of electrolytes
It's why our crops don't grow. We've been watering the plants too long with hot piss.
I feel like I haven't quite done that yet. I have, but I feel weird.
The no sleep challenge was a horrible idea. I still feel weird.
But let's just do a quick review of Canada.
As we know we all drink dog piss. Hot
We're all addicted to penis chinese penis and it's made some people psychic.
We're assholes in high school.
On Thanksgiving we refuse to sleep.
69 pages on a thread is a cultural ideal.
As we know we all drink dog piss. Hot
We're all addicted to penis chinese penis and it's made some people psychic.
We're assholes in high school.
On Thanksgiving we refuse to sleep.
69 pages on a thread is a cultural ideal.
I smell nationalism.
I hear in Finland they are experimenting with giving penis chinese penis to the army in the event of an invasion. Interesting stuff. Saw it on QI.