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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
Will you two just fuck in a vat of maple syrup already and get it over with!?!

All this sexual tension is making me thirsty.

Hey Earl, we got any Canadian Club back there?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
I told you fucking pussies I'd emerge victorious. If any of you weak fags want to try me ever again, I'm game. I will ruin you. You'll never be able to go home again because they won't fucking want you.
 
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