Yeah, but what made me sneeze and spill beer? Duendes I bet.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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It's your intrinsic need to sleep dude, it's that simple.
Don't you ever dare sass me again, Russian. You hear me??
Say it all you want. I'll never sleep again until I stand on a hill of every man who ever wronged me.
I'm just trying to help you out. I think I saw a watchmojo video about it.
I'll put on workout pump up DMX remixes with motivational Rocky speeches over it I swear to Gwod.
You could burn yourself out my dude. I'm sitting back and listening to HEALTH. Taking it easy.
I'm listening to Xzibit and splitting wood lol
Did @Sue Lightning crash the party and put rohypnol in my Zima?
HA! RO! GET IT? ABANDONED MOTHER! HO-LEE SHIT!
Elina nechayeva for me. Some Estonian opera.
GODDAMMIT FUCK
I have to go into the fucking woods in a bit. I'll keep you fucking updated if I can. I will be victorious.
I have to go into the fucking woods in a bit. I'll keep you fucking updated if I can. I will be victorious.
Ohhh I have to work all fucking cockfucking shitcock day out of fuxking nowhere
I'm so drunk and so tired. I'm going toncut my fucking fingers off
I knew it. He's breaking.
Still awskr
Not for long.
Still awake
I literally have no choice now. I'm up. I'm helping my buddy with a door or some shit but it's going way out in the woods. In my drunkenness I forgot that my elbow is conpletely fucked. This will be interesting as hell.
You should help him with a bed
I must break you.