The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[A House Nigger]

Nigger, does she look available?

So that's a no, right?

 

[Turk February]

I actually did have the I kill ravers shirt. Also had an EMO SUCKS shirt. I was a faggot.

Wtf did ravers do to piss people off? It's a weird one to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Doctah Slumbah I'm having these crazy noightmeeres

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wtf did ravers do to piss people off? It's a weird one to me.

For a while if you did any sort of non aggressive dancing around you were to be mocked and beaten

 

[Turk February]

Doctah Slumbah I'm having these crazy noightmeeres

Are you admitting, as you're having nightmares, that you're sleeping?

 

[Turk February]

I had a dream that I was Abe Vigoda and I couldn't sleep. -Zhuangzi

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are you admitting, as you're having nightmares, that you're sleeping?

I'm singing the FUCKEN SONG, IDIET

 

[Turk February]

I'm singing the FUCKEN SONG, IDIET

This is going to ruin our online acquaintanceship. We're both already losing our fucking minds.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is going to ruin our online acquaintanceship. We're both already losing our fucking minds.

I consider you a lover and a friend and I'm just fine Terkington Bradley.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I consider you a lover and a friend and I'm just fine Terkington Bradley.

Aahh'm ya huckleburry

 

[Turk February]

There was a content creator. She's pretty big. I won't say who but we decided as a prank on her simps we'd fake a marriage. Then the prank got way too real. And now we never speak. I'm getting those vibes from this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It didn't work there. FUCK!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was a content creator. She's pretty big. I won't say who but we decided as a prank on her simps we'd fake a marriage. Then the prank got way too real. And now we never speak. I'm getting those vibes from this.

Are you proposing to me right now?

 

[Turk February]

Are you proposing to me right now?

I can't. Gay marriage has been illegal in Ontario since the 1999 revolutionary act.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigga wanna make love to me

 

[Turk February]

Nigga wanna make love to me

Also outlawed.

 

[Turk February]

Pretty soon I feel the revolutionary committee of Ontario will even ban me from longing for it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was holding a beer I just cracked open and I sneezed twice in a row and spilled fucking beer all over myself twice in a FUCKING row. FUCK.

 

[Turk February]

I blame commander Jack Layton. His foot soldiers took my love from me. He smiled. He laughed as he watched my heart break.

 

[Turk February]

I was holding a beer I just cracked open and I sneezed twice in a row and spilled fucking beer all over myself twice in a FUCKING row. FUCK.

Have you considered drinking the beer instead of being a fucking retard? #lifehacks