The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No but ants work together the same way wasps work together.

Shut up, fag.

 

[Turk February]

We get those box elder bugs coating the North side of our houses once a year and sometimes those little Japanese faggot beetles that look like ladybugs

Ladybugs skeeve me out worse than spiders. One summer we got like. No joke. Maybe 60 in the kitchen of a pretty modest house.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ladybugs skeeve me out worse than spiders. One summer we got like. No joke. Maybe 60 in the kitchen of a pretty modest house.

You can't leave the window open on ladybug day.

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough

 

[Turk February]

I think your strategy of being pumped will burn you out. Have a rest. Reconsider it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time a ladybug was crawling up a shot glass and my buddy's little son was like "ewww a bug" so my buddy just licked it off the glass and ate it lol. "Bugs can't hurt ya!"

 

[Turk February]

One time a ladybug was crawling up a shot glass and my buddy's little son was like "ewww a bug" so my buddy just licked it off the glass and ate it lol. "Bugs can't hurt ya!"

Ewww. Don't they have a weird sulfur thing for defense?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think your strategy of being pumped will burn you out. Have a rest. Reconsider it.

I think your strategy of thinking I'm easily influenced might be your ass-fucking. I'm sharp as a tack, baby.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ewww. Don't they have a weird sulfur thing for defense?

Yeah it's apparently bitter and horrible. It was to teach the boy. So he could grow to be a warrior.

 

[Turk February]

I think your strategy of thinking I'm easily influenced might be your ass-fucking. I'm sharp as a tack, baby.

Are you implying my kindness and concern are disingenuous? I'm shocked, Abe.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah it's apparently bitter and horrible. It was to teach the boy. So he could grow to be a warrior.

Warriors are supposed to want good food taken from the enemy. Not bugs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sharp as a tack

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sharp as attack!

 

[Turk February]

Sharp as a tack

You know tack stands no chance against a boot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

*shadow dance*

 

[Phish]

Holy shit the autism is wild in this thread. 3 people, 50 pages. Well done

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know tack stands no chance against a boot.

Yeah, well your boot stands no chance... without tacks. I guess.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah, well your boot stands no chance... without tacks. I guess.

That made no sense. You're already losing it. You need a quick nap.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy shit the autism is wild in this thread. 3 people, 50 pages. Well done

FUCK YOU! This is now a wildly important competition of endurance. Whoever wins this wins all the beans in Canada. I will emerge Beanmeister.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That made no sense. You're already losing it. You need a quick nap.

TACKS HOLD THE FUCKING SOLE AND THE TREAD IN THE FUCKING THINGS.

I'm sorry you don't know shit about cobblery.