The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Fuck it I'm putting on some Eurovision commentary cuz it makes me happy, cracking a Budweiser and making a day of this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
20 mins now

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck it I'm putting on some Eurovision commentary cuz it makes me happy, cracking a Budweiser and making a day of this.

You just got over insomnia, you sure you wanna go down this road again so soon, sport?

 

[Turk February]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
20 mins now

You realize how detrimental to our health and our personal lives this is. Right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You realize how detrimental to our health and our personal lives this is. Right?

Yeah. So call it.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. So call it.

I'm no bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm no bitch.

Attaboy.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck I wish I knew we were doing this ahead of time. My head feels like it's full of ants

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck I wish I knew we were doing this ahead of time. My head feels like it's full of ants

Call it if you want, Turk Faguary

 

[Turk February]

Did you know ants wasps and bees are all eusocial cuz they're basically the same species. Weird little fuckers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This shit could be dropped on me at any time and I'd be ready to go. I am a Marky Mark superhuman gorilla freak and 9/11 wouldn't have gone down the way it did if I was on board that fuggin day

 

[Turk February]

Down here in Niagara we get flying ants time to time but for some reason they all die a day or two after absolutely swarming your house.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you know ants wasps and bees are all eusocial cuz they're basically the same species. Weird little fuckers.

So like ants and wasps will work together?

 

[Turk February]

This shit could be dropped on me at any time and I'd be ready to go. I am a Marky Mark superhuman gorilla freak and 9/11 wouldn't have gone down the way it did if I was on board that fuggin day

You know we could try to make this challenge easy for each other rather than being antagonistic. It's gunna suck for both of us.

 

[Turk February]

So like ants and wasps will work together?

No but ants work together the same way wasps work together.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Down here in Niagara we get flying ants time to time but for some reason they all die a day or two after absolutely swarming your house.

We get those box elder bugs coating the North side of our houses once a year and sometimes those little Japanese faggot beetles that look like ladybugs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know we could try to make this challenge easy for each other rather than being antagonistic. It's gunna suck for both of us.

Hate fuels me.