The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what I did to FUCK my rib this time? Fuckin NOTHIN. I twisted awkwardly and the fucking thing broke or dislocated or some shit. I need robot ribs or perhaps even a whole robot skeleton.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

@T-t-t-Terry! I'll ask your one legged cripple ass the same question: why do bad things ONLY happen to ME??

Because you touch yourself and you let Turk touch you

 

[Turk February]

Because you touch yourself and you let Turk touch you

I wouldn't touch him unless he gave me permission. Unless he's a her. Which I have no evidence of.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna touch myself in the brain with a bullet because I'm very sick of this shit.

 

[Turk February]

I'm gonna touch myself in the brain with a bullet because I'm very sick of this shit.

Your head is stupid and no one likes it the first place.

 

[Turk February]

I just fainted. Not sure how long I was out for. Need more alarms

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just fainted. Not sure how long I was out for. Need more alarms

Yeah well at least your rib isn't busted.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah well at least your rib isn't busted.

my jack off hand doesn't work.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh Jesus, I just laughed so goddamn hard and I am in hell. I'm still watching old WWF and some guy in the crowd was behind Cactus Jack the whole time he cut a promo with a sign that said FAT DAVE IS A VIRGIN and he looked so happy and excited that his sign made it on TV.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hardcore Holly spit on Viscera after he beat him and I'm pretty sure it's because he genuinely hates black people.

And again, I'm almost positive that

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sick of seeing Gangrel and ugly ass Luna. I don't get Gangrel's thing. He's a vampire but I acts like just some regular stoner dipshit. He walks like Bill and Ted. Like he nods his head with every step.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Test just powerbombed Luna into a piano lol. Stupit French Canadian bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Mean Street Posse are in a handicap match with Tazz. One day I swear I will kick the shit out of Pete Gas.

 

[Turk February]

Test just powerbombed Luna into a piano lol. Stupit French Canadian bitch.

Luna is the name of my AI assistant who I don't let name herself a corporate name.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I'm sick of seeing Gangrel and ugly ass Luna. I don't get Gangrel's thing. He's a vampire but I acts like just some regular stoner dipshit. He walks like Bill and Ted. Like he nods his head with every step.

I’m basically a boomer so explain to me how my favorite wrestler when I was in high school not only alive but still doing the bit? Also, it’s 2025 no more thanksgiving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Luna is the name of my AI assistant who I don't let name herself a corporate name.

I know. I gave you the idea to let it name itself.

You're calling this match with Tazz right now, by the way.

 

[Turk February]

I came up with the name Nitro for myself. Don't exactly remember how.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I came up with the name Nitro for myself. Don't exactly remember how.

I remember

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m basically a boomer so explain to me how my favorite wrestler when I was in high school not only alive but still doing the bit? Also, it’s 2025 no more thanksgiving

Lol I'm watching old episodes of Smackdown. He is still alive and doing the bit though. Luna's dead. Turk is Teddy Long.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I came up with the name Nitro for myself. Don't exactly remember how.

Fuck you.

I remember

No you DON'T