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I'm literally watching the American Canadian Thanksgiving episode of Smackdown from 1999. They wasted so much food.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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To our American friends the FLQ was a terrorist organization responsible for over 200 bombings and 2 murders kidnappings in the late 70s. They are actually kind of scary.
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The weirdest thing is the government granted them immunity to go to Cuba. And they came back and went to jail. Like. How shitty is Cuba?
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Turk has anyone ever told you that you look just like a white Teddy Long? Former referee and GM of Smackdown?
On the next NicerPS can you say "You're gonna go one on one with... The Undertaker, playa!"
On the next NicerPS can you say "You're gonna go one on one with... The Undertaker, playa!"
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I'm normally clean shaved or with a small moustache.
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Also I am not balding. Not yet.
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You're completely bald with a small mustache. Like a little Steve Harvey, playa.
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Remember Steve Blackman? You can be Steve Black Man and your whole gimmick is blackface.
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I am so forgetful sometimes.
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I'm lookin at you right now on the TV. You're calling a tag match between the Dudley Boys and Kurt Angle and Steve Blackman.
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Why can't I recognize them? This is like a nightmare. I don't even know where I am.
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It must be weird being Turk right now but simultaneously Teddy Long in 1999. Now you're calling a match between The British Bulldog and Christian, the most forgettable and unloved of the Canadian wrestlers.
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My computer told me the wrong year. I am so confused.
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I also googled it and I don't think it's technically thanksgiving any more. I think I'm losing my mind.
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Why would there be someone named @chocolatehellhole I've hallucinated all of this.
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Google doesn't know shit
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Google is full of racism and ads for Bitcoin
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Razor wire tied around your throat and a rifle in your rotting hands. Life in Ontario is hard.
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I want my nickname to be Sk8board Skillz now
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I'll carry a skateboard everywhere but never use it.