The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I think @Turk February should start doing 2C4B speedruns on his YouTube channel.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He's got the training, he's got the supplies. All he needs is the will to win. I think he can do an easy sub 2 right off the bat.

 

[Turk February]

I've run out of people on Tinder. Literally. The app says everyone in a 35 mile radius has been tried. I got 1 potential date out of it.

 

[Turk February]

Holy shit. I got less than half my Uber eats order. This day is off to a bad start.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck. How do I eat cabbage soup in bed? I've ruined my own future by making two contrasting choices.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It was the best of times it was the borscht of times

 

[Turk February]

It was the best of times it was the borscht of times

Actually borscht is a beet soup. Much harder to make. Schi is the cabbage soup and can be served hot or cold.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Schi fuckin hates me
Trust
Schi fuckin hates me
Lalalala

 

[Turk February]

But I'm having Kim Chi Jiggae which is a Korean stew always eaten hot.

 

[Turk February]

Schi fuckin hates me
Trust
Schi fuckin hates me
Lalalala

Schi is fucking tasty and super easy to make. It would be great at a Tim Hortons first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Schi is fucking tasty and super easy to make. It would be great at a Tim Hortons first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Maybe I'll get my wife to make some. She cook pretty good

 

[Turk February]

Maybe I'll get my wife to make some. She cook pretty good

Boq? I didn't know he cooked.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Boq? I didn't know he cooked.

He gets cooked constantly so he's learned a lot

 

[Turk February]

He gets cooked constantly so he's learned a lot

The idea of Boq in a weird wig making soup for you is making me smile.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Then I take one delicate sip and throw the bowl at his head. It's delicious but I can't let him think he does anything right. Our gay marriage is an abomination and he can never forget it.

 

[Turk February]

Then I take one delicate sip and throw the bowl at his head. It's delicious but I can't let him think he does anything right. Our gay marriage is an abomination and he can never forget it.

The committee has permitted gay unions so as long as you don't leave occupied territories you won't be shot at.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The committee has permitted gay unions so as long as you don't leave occupied territories you won't be shot at.

The committee isn't God no matter how much you want it to be.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Boq as the abused wife is a real rib tickler

 

[Turk February]

Boq as the abused wife is a real rib tickler

Boq's a penis

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Boq's a penis

That just be why he loves himself so much