The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I bet you asked the female medic out on a date or something.

I probably did. When I get bandaged up I start getting bored and ask personal questions.

 

[Turk February]

It's fucking 6. The doctor was supposed to call me at 4. Free healthcare my ass. In gunna pee. In the hall. Out of protest.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I am a red haired dog with a torn up tail. My dinner is snow. My puppies are at the bottom of the river.

Pipe down.

 

[Turk February]

Pipe down.

I'm actually allowed to speak for once. The committee has permitted it this thanksgiving.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm actually allowed to speak for once. The committee has permitted it this thanksgiving.

Oh my mistake! Carry on.

 

[Turk February]

I face planted last night. And I shit myself while knocked out. It was funny. You all should have been there.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I face planted last night. And I shit myself while knocked out. It was funny. You all should have been there.

Oh great, so you probably have a concussion on top of everything else. You have to hit your head pretty fucking hard to KO yourself.

 

[Turk February]

Oh great, so you probably have a concussion on top of everything else. You have to hit your head pretty fucking hard to KO yourself.

I shit myself too. I'm fucking hardcore.

 

[Turk February]

I grew up in the punk rock scene in Waterloo where we would just beat the shit out of each other at the community center every weekend listening to shitty music. I don't think it's anything serious. I've seen serious.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I grew up in the punk rock scene in Waterloo where we would just beat the shit out of each other every weekend listening to shitty music. I don't think it's anything serious. I've seen serious.

nigga they're gonna find you dead, covered in your own shit, with a half-typed shitpost about living in Korea on your phone

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whatever

 

[Turk February]

nigga they're gonna find you dead, covered in your own shit, with a half-typed shitpost about living in Korea on your phone

I want that in my obituary "before finding peace he pooped, down his right leg"

 

[Turk February]

"he is now in hell with all the kitties and raccoons. He wasn't even actually gay though he often claimed to be"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At this point you honestly need to be institutionalized. You can't take care of yourself or manage to not hurt yourself for more than a couple days. It's actually sad. You need supervision like a child.

 

[Turk February]

At this point you honestly need to be institutionalized. You can't take care of yourself or manage to not hurt yourself for more than a couple days. It's actually sad. You need supervision like a child.

I will fuck you up bitch. It's Thanksgiving. Nothing is sad.

 

[Turk February]

Sadness has been outlawed for the duration of the holiday by the committee. It's punishable by hanging.