The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sometimes heartburn is due to low stomach acid

This is due to garlic bread.

 

[Turry]

This is due to garlic bread.

DO IT OR DON'T DO IT I DON'T CARE I WAS TRYING TO HELP

 

[Turk February]

DO IT OR DON'T DO IT I DON'T CARE I WAS TRYING TO HELP

Have you tried pissing in your eye on a live stream on Rumble? I heard it's really good for heartburn.

 

[Turry]

I hardly ever get heartburn because I'm not a little bitch but I've done the vinegar thing the last few times and I'll be damned if she didn't work.

 

[Turry]

WWAWD Canadian tendency to feminize not just nouns but damn near everything? It's a dying art but she goes hard bud

 

[Turk February]

I do karate so I just beat the shit out of my heart burn. And my dog. And my dad.

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD Canadiam tendency to feminize not just nouns but damn near everything? It's a dying art but she goes hard bud

Get her done

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD Canadiam tendency to feminize not just nouns but damn near everything? It's a dying art but she goes hard bud

I had a copy of the Tao Te Ching where every time it refers to a Sage it says "she" instead of he or a neutral pronoun. It fucking exhausted me. There were no female Taoist sages. That's some Buddhist shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hardly ever get heartburn because I'm not a little bitch but I've done the vinegar thing the last few times and I'll be damned if she didn't work.

The apple cider vinegar and draino kind of made it worse I think

 

[Turry]

The apple cider vinegar and draino kind of made it worse I think

Leave the vinegar out next time

 

[Turk February]

The apple cider vinegar and draino kind of made it worse I think

That's just your body repairing itself. Give it some time. I find a garbage bag over the face helps.

 

[Turry]

We're less than 200 pages from 420, boys

 

[Brooke Shields]

You realize when Thanksgiving comes around and someone makes a generic thread, all the good unique TG gossip will be put in there instead of this 3-man circlejerk.
Turks a fucking Covid denier for goodness sake

 

[Turk February]

You realize when Thanksgiving comes around and someone makes a generic thread, all the good unique TG gossip will be put in there instead of this 3-man circlejerk.
Turks a fucking Covid denier for goodness sake

I read what you wrote and I understand the individual words but together they make no sense.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Turk February]

I got my saline whoever recommended it. Sidenote. It's lunch time again. I'm saving my macaroni salad for the morning.

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck is that thing!?

 

[Turry]

Turks a fucking Covid denier for goodness sake

That's the least egregious thing about him tbh

 

[Turry]

Also doesn't circle jerk imply we like each other?

 

[Turk February]

That's the least egregious thing about him tbh

I'm also not a COVID denier. I'm triple vaxed cuz I worked with children and didn't want to risk getting them sick even if I didn't know the effects.