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That said if they invade us I will absolutely pick up a rifle and go to town. It will be like if we actually fought them In 1812 but in reality.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread
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He's here digging for Canadian secrets and selling them to the Austrians. And you're helping him you loose-lipped commie fuck. None of these sonsabitches need to know about the Brantford phone OR the Brantford Bridge.
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As the Boss of Canada, I need to have a sit down with Donald Trump. Who here can arrange that? Dan Mullen?
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You have to come on NicerPS or you're no longer da boss
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We actually could do some serious damage to the states if we cut off water, gas/oil and electricity early on. IN THEORY
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I'm the cool ass dad and you're my little bitch son asking me to come on NicerPS. From where I'm sitting, I'd say when Turk goes to the fucking hospital.
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No. You're Danny Glover. I'm the protagonist. Turk is the lady.
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I actually don't remember this movie. I'm sure I saw it when I was a kid but for some reason (NOT molestation) my childhood is very hazy.
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I'd be Christopher Lloyd because I'm an old ass ghost. You'd be Danny Glover because you're a darkie and Turk can be Tony Danzerr because he was a pitcher in the movie and it'd be pretty funny seeing Turk try to throw a baseball.
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I actually think the only lady in Angels In The Outfield is the lovely and talented Brenda Fricker.
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Danny Glover because he always uses a condom
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Brenda Fricker because she likes to fricking frick
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You ever see the Operation Dumbo Drop? Another solid 90s Danny Glover Disney movie. It's also got Ray Liotta and Denis Leary and an elephant.
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Probably but I don't remember. I didn't care for kids movies much so they didn't stick unless somebody else in the house kept watching it. My sister watched The Little Giants so many times, holy shit. And The Sand Lot.
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The Sandlot ruled. I wanted to grow up to be a mastiff because of that movie.
I forget that I'm younger than you.
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Sandlot actually was pretty good. Better than the little giants by a fucking mile. That movie was so gay.
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I barely remember that one. It was the football version of the Mighty Ducks. There was also The Big Green which was a soccer movie. I don't remember shit about that one either.
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What if it was The Mighty Cucks and it was about Turk?
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Doing a 9-day bus tour thru Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Winter is when I have free time for euro vacations. It is now 1:49 am and I'm chugging water and aspirin cause the bus leaves at 8am.
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Tell the Swiss that Abe Vigoda said the army knives are great. I'm a big fan as I'm sure they are also massive fans of mine over there.