The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread

[Jen_Tomlinson]

We actually celebrate our new years in July ever since the committee took over Ontario. It's currently year three and we only have 10 months

Oh good. You and Abe have to stay awake until July.

 

[Turk February]

If we both prep next time we can easily to 4 days. And someone will go to the hospital. We're from Ontario. Where the beaver was invented by Dr Jaque Bernard. We are insane.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

If we both prep next time we can easily to 4 days. And someone will go to the hospital. We're from Ontario. Where the beaver was invented by Dr Jaque Bernard. We are insane.

Isn’t Bernard the ho that ruined nicest podcast stupids?

 

[Turk February]

Isn’t Bernard the ho that ruined nicest podcast stupids?

No that was some fag named Turk February.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was asleep by like 9:30. I don't even know what year it is.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I hate the trend of Eurovision songs trying too hard to be quirky. Gay fucking zoomer shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will drink all my beer and take an advil before you get here but only the recommended dosage. You're totally fucked.

Eurovision called and said to tell you to stop taking advil with booze. They're both bad enough for your liver individually.

 

[Turk February]

I hate the trend of Eurovision songs trying too hard to be quirky. Gay fucking zoomer shit.

Oh yeah let's all be France and send in ballads. That will be fun. NOT.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Oh yeah let's all be France and send in ballads. That will be fun. NOT.

How about just sending in a catchy song instead of making it all about a dumb gimmick?

 

[Turk February]

How about just sending in a catchy song instead of making it all about a dumb gimmick?

I think the gimmicky songs are some of the catchiest.

 

[Turk February]

Oddly this argument is playing out all over the world @Chive Turkey between the jury and the televote every year.

 

[Turk February]

Okay so I tried the veggie burger from Canadian A and W. It is fucking disgusting. I don't understand how they can charge so much for such garbage. I'll be called a fag for it but I've had good veggie burgers. Sometimes my liver acts up and I have to change my diet. This was horrible.

 

[bernerd]

The veggie burg is a good start but I think your liver would also appreciate a reprieve from the daily onslaught of Busch Light

 

[Turk February]

The veggie burg is a good start but I think your liver would also appreciate a reprieve from the daily onslaught of Busch Light

So would the woman I beat with my functioning hand while screaming about how much I hate her dumb cooking. She's also not real so my neighbors just hear me screaming and yelling racist shit at a shirt on the rack.

 

[Turk February]

Important update. This Canadian new year's might be the worst for pain. I think I'm dying. Lol. 65 points for who ever picked be in the death pool.

 

[Turk February]

My ex actually made a viable business out of babysitting cats while people go out. I can't believe she just gets to play with cats all day and makes an income. I'm actually pissed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Okay so I tried the veggie burger from Canadian A and W. It is fucking disgusting. I don't understand how they can charge so much for such garbage. I'll be called a fag for it but I've had good veggie burgers. Sometimes my liver acts up and I have to change my diet. This was horrible.

It also has more calories than a regular burger

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I’m at a Dennys in central NJ & they just played Snow’s Informer on the PA system. It’s a new years miracle

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m at a Dennys in central NJ & they just played Snow’s Informer on the PA system. It’s a new years miracle

Infaaaaahhhhhhmaaaaahhhh shiggitydiggityshiggityshiggitydiggity daaayyyo

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My stepmom grew up with Snow in some terrible Toronto housing project lol. She said he was like a legitimately dangerous guy.