The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread

[Uncle Floyd]

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Who's the Canadian Dick Clark? I made sure to listen to some Inepsy for Canadian New Year. Glad you snow niggas have it the same time as we do in the US of fucking A.

 

[Turk February]

Tried to make a joke entry. Accidentally made an anarchist anthem.

 

[Voscabulary]

Ooooh that FUCKING jerkoff. What kind of a prick does that? I bet they call the little faggot Duke.

or 'marmalade' affectionately. yuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Who's the Canadian Dick Clark? I made sure to listen to some Inepsy for Canadian New Year. Glad you snow niggas have it the same time as we do in the US of fucking A.

Fuck man, I don't even know if we have a Dick Clark equivalent. I want to say I remember watching a new year's thing hosted by Peter fucking Mansbridge one time, who is the most boring guy of all time. MUSICAL GUEST RRRIIITA MACNEILL. There's George Strombolopoulous maybe. He was on Much Music and is a dickhead. Rick Campinelli maybe, he was also on Much Music. There's the Mulroney kid.

@Turk February who is our Dick Clark?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I celebrate new years on my birthday because I'm a toxic narcissist

 

[Turk February]

By the way just a fun fact. Entries have very little time to set up between acts. Windows95man actually burnt the floor in Malmo which pissed a few following acts off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honestly, Ed The Sock might be our Dick Clark.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck man, I don't even know if we have a Dick Clark equivalent. I want to say I remember watching a new year's thing hosted by Peter fucking Mansbridge one time, who is the most boring guy of all time. MUSICAL GUEST RRRIIITA MACNEILL. There's George Strombolopoulous maybe. He was on Much Music and is a dickhead. Rick Campinelli maybe, he was also on Much Music. There's the Mulroney kid.

@Turk February who is our Dick Clark?

We used to have one, I forget his name but he hosted Q but then he beat up his girlfriend. It was an exotic name... Totally escapes my mind

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We used to have one, I forget his name but he hosted Q but then he beat up his girlfriend. It was an exotic name... Totally escapes my mind

Oh shit yeah the Jian Ghomeshi

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd really prefer we pick a nice white fella for Canadian Dick Clark. Like Snow. The rapper Snow.

 

[Turk February]

Oh shit yeah the Jian Ghomeshi

Yes! Damn. That guy fucked his career.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Infaahhhmmaaahh

 

[Turk February]

I don't even believe his girlfriend. The guy sat through a 7 minute saxophone solo without throwing a punch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes! Damn. That guy fucked his career.

Yeah he didn't just beat up his gf either he was out there roipin'

 

[Turk February]

Yeah he didn't just beat up his gf either he was out there roipin'

We all make mistakes. Jian rapes. I drink a bit and yell. The mice in my walls bite me.

 

[Turk February]

What I'm trying to say is no one is to blame and all Canadians should love each other.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What I'm trying to say is no one is to blame and all Canadians should love each other.

I love you. And the rapper Snow.

and I hate this Swollen Members song and video:



I hate it so much. It was on all the fucking time.

 

[Turk February]

I love you. And the rapper Snow.

and I hate this Swollen Members song and video:



I hate it so much. It was on all the fucking time.

LMFAO wore out their welcome even faster when Much wasn't even playing music.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

LMFAO wore out their welcome even faster when Much wasn't even playing music.

Yeah but Swollen Members were Canadian. Madchild is still a thing. I hear he's a crackhead and works construction as well lol.