The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I especially hate it because I'm the one with a truck so I'm the favor guy. So I never know if a "What's up?" is going to lead to me doing something for somebody most times. I want to just be like "What do you want?" Which is obviously a rude question but I don't even mean it rudely. I mean it autisticly.

You ever just do that weird Canadian thing of going "no" breathing through your nose and going "okay" when asked to do something you don't wanna do?

 

[Turk February]

Johnny Cash's brother was named Tommy Cash.

I am well aware of this but this Tommy Cash is an Estonian rapper.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever just do that weird Canadian thing of going "no" breathing through your nose and going "okay" when asked to do something you don't wanna do?

Yes.

I am well aware of this but this Tommy Cash is an Estonian rapper.

Is he any relation to Johnny Cash?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Albania should be called "Shitworld". I don't know anything about Albania.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk's got Albaniamania

 

[Turk February]

Turk's got Albaniamania

I actually really like them. They were smart to be the second country to release their selection cuz the first time I heard it I hated it and every subsequent time I've listened I like it more.

 

[Turk February]

Yes.


Is he any relation to Johnny Cash?

Not unless Johnny is Estonian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually really like them. They were smart to be the second country to release their selection cuz the first time I heard it I hated it and every subsequent time I've listened I like it more.

Shitworld's taking the Eurovision Cup.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Not unless Johnny is Estonian.

He's from Kingsland, Arkansas, Estonia

 

[Turk February]

Shitworld's taking the Eurovision Cup.

They don't stand a chance but once betting is open I will put money for them in the top 10.

 

[Turk February]

They actually have 1 to 100 odds on some betting sites already so it might be worth it to throw a couple of bucks at them.

 

[Turk February]

I don't think I've heard something so traditional and experimental at the same time. Norway did something similar last year and cost me 7 dollars when I couldn't afford food by coming in almost last

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They actually have 1 to 100 odds on some betting sites already so it might be worth it to throw a couple of bucks at them.

Is Norway involved in this?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is Norway involved in this?

I don't think I've heard something so traditional and experimental at the same time. Norway did something similar last year and cost me 7 dollars when I couldn't afford food by coming in almost last

I guess that answers that

 

[Turk February]

Is Norway involved in this?

Norway will reveal their pick before February. Countries show their picks at their own discretion.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Norway will reveal their pick before February. Countries show their picks at their own discretion.

I'm team Norway since there's no team Canada.

 

[Turk February]

I'm team Norway since there's no team Canada.

I'm usually team Finland. They have the absolute bat shit craziest entries.

 

[Voscabulary]

Johnny Cash's brother was named Tommy Cash.

I don't know why, but this reminded me of the time you were genuinely infuriated when you learned bear grylls' son was named marmaduke

 

[Turk February]

Last year Finland sent a man with long hair and a moustache in a tan colored thong and hid his crotch the entire time to make it look like he was naked. Then sent him shorts from the ceiling. Then shot fire works from them. It was amazing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know why, but this reminded me of the time you were genuinely infuriated when you learned bear grylls' son was named marmaduke

Ooooh that FUCKING jerkoff. What kind of a prick does that? I bet they call the little faggot Duke.