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The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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The shit I've seen go do down at Grand River Hospital would horrify even the most insensitive users on here. You don't understand the torture Canadian nurses are capable of. One time I had to hold an elderly woman while she was crying over what she witnessed and just went "it's okay" over and over again for like 10 minutes
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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My mom was just here with her dog. She accidentally stepped on the dog's foot and he yelped and she was like "WELL GET THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER MY FEET!" No, watch what the fuck you're doing. That's always been her go-to when she fucks up and steps on the dogs. To yell at them for her fuck up. I used to spaz the fuck out about it when I was a kid. "HOW ABOUT I STOMP ON YOUR FOOT AND SCREAM AT YOU LIKE IT WAS YOUR FAULT??" I fucking hate that shit.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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My mom was just here with her dog. She accidentally stepped on the dog's foot and he yelped and she was like "WELL GET THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER MY FEET!" No, watch what the fuck you're doing. That's always been her go-to when she fucks up and steps on the dogs. To yell at them for her fuck up. I used to spaz the fuck out about it when I was a kid. "HOW ABOUT I STOMP ON YOUR FOOT AND SCREAM AT YOU LIKE IT WAS YOUR FAULT??" I fucking hate that shit.
My kids step on our dog's feet once every twelve hours. Not once have I or my wife done it. Obviously it's you you fucking space cadets who can't even put your T-shirts on the right direction! Wake the fuck up because that dog could maul you at the flip of a switch and you treat her paws like it's Whack-a-Mole.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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People communicate like such shitheads. I really hate getting a "What's up tonight?" Instead of people just sending me a message with what they want and what the plan is instead of me being like "not much" and being baited into agreeing to go to some gay event without it even being explained to me. Because I don't want to go anywhere. I want to get drunk right now but I have people fuckin bothering ne
 
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