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Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

RobertMewler

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Wow, some real faggotry on display here; "why'd you car crash me?"
He DM-ed you too?



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He DM-ed you too?



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Lotta fawkin' problems with that Volkov guy. We were never that close to be honest witcha.
 

Uncle Floyd

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Seemed like he was a stammering mess in there too. I wonder if he had a speech impediment as a kid. Like a stutter or a lisp something and that is where he got that over enunciating his T's from trying to speak like a normal person.
That's a good point. Sometimes I hit my Ss too hard because I used to have a Cindy Brady lisp when I was a kid. Makesss me sssound like a fruitcake at timesss.
 
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Look at you little hens with your private chats. You have actually developed real friendships from this forum, that's hilarious. But anyway, he may have told you he was going to withhold the transcript for a few hours, however, I don't believe he planned to lose his temper. That was organic.
I once had a boss at my job when I was young that said work was not about "making friends" what a stupid fucking take, it isn't about excluding making them either. You're trying to flip being a friendless loner shut-in into the appropriate use of the internet by making it seem friendless loners think using the internet begets friendships. Friendships can and do occur online and transfer to the real world, only a guy that is totally awkward would think your comment was some insult. I make friends in any group that I belong to no matter whether it is in person or remote. My real question is are you cherry, or do you have a sow that you simp for that gives you pity sex?
 
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Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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I'm catching up on the kiwi thread, apparently Andrew lied publicly on onaforums saying he deleted the texts out of shame and there was no way to recover them? Knowing Patty would once again perjure & fabricate evidence, deleting any "911 will be on cleanup" type threats to come across as an innocent piglet. As I am the only one who has the full conversation, clearly I am to be believed.

The feral hog wanders right into the farmer's trap.
 
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I'm catching up on the kiwi thread, apparently Andrew lied publicly on onaforums saying he deleted the texts out of shame and there was no way to recover them? Knowing Patty would once again perjure & fabricate evidence, deleting any "911 will be on cleanup" type threats to come across as an innocent piglet. As I am the only one who has the full conversation, clearly I am to be believed.

The feral hog wanders right into the farmer's trap.
BDA was playing him from before he sent the first text that night. 4D chess.
 

Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
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He DM-ed you too?



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BudDickman

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I'm catching up on the kiwi thread, apparently Andrew lied publicly on onaforums saying he deleted the texts out of shame and there was no way to recover them? Knowing Patty would once again perjure & fabricate evidence, deleting any "911 will be on cleanup" type threats to come across as an innocent piglet. As I am the only one who has the full conversation, clearly I am to be believed.

The feral hog wanders right into the farmer's trap.
I think he said that he deleted most of the exchange but not all of it. I don't think a guy who doxes himself is playing 4D chess. It would be cool if he did trick Pat. But honestly, his presence in court was enough to defeat Pat, along with Pat's own shitty presence.
 

AntSucks

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I'm not going to lie, there's been some shenanigans on this forum the last couple of days that have been both faggy and gay, but I'm going to look past it because this transcript is worth it. Now take those few hurt feelings and go suck some dicks.
 
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