Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

[guest]

Man. Even judges think Pat's an asshole. 3 different judges...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What is with this " we" shit? I get him saying that in the john doe case since he had legal council but this is just him representing himself about a few texts he got.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

What is with this " we" shit? I get him saying that in the john doe case since he had legal council but this is just him representing himself about a few texts he got.

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It’s the Royal We, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It’s the Royal We, child.

Well I hope they have $40k on hand.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Literary Criticism has 7.2K threads. Pig's a big, fat liar.

I mean, there could still be 200k posts about him. The real question is: How could he know how many posts are on this board, if he never goes on the board?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

can we still have a script reading podcast? maybe give out parts for reading with wigs and fat suits??

If Dan doesn't do it on Sunday, guaranteed JDA is gonna steal this one for his Monday stream. But part of me does want to hear that fat sideways slit Queenie laugh her ass off, it's always great when "civilians" get to experience Pat raw

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

This is all getting to be too much. He cant keep catching Ls. Pats such a shitty person, hes inexplicably beating statistical odds somehow. Hes almost literally never caught a win in the past 3 years. Paying $5K for his free twitter account back is the closest to a W i can think of. I rly thought Andrew was about to become Pigs first W but this transcript proves the exact opposite. Im howling laughing at work this morning. Thanks Dan, Andrew, Pat. You guys are the only station that REALLY ROCKS.

Probably suggests he should get at least 1 win, although I suppose getting away with PPP loan fraud and murdering Bernell are two of his wins.

Pat's Law suggests he's a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[guest]

What is with this " we" shit? I get him saying that in the john doe case since he had legal council but this is just him representing himself about a few texts he got.

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It’s him and Mama Raven, the other character in his mind. We heard him flip over to her like a switch in Josiah 5.

 

[guest]

Congrats to BDA for graduating to Caucasian

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Congrats to BDA for graduating to Caucasian

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Just like that his credit score goes up.

 

[BudDickman]

Q If you can just read it aloud.
A Okay. "Hi. My name is Andrew Nadolski, and I
think you're a fat faggot and (indiscernible) a
possible pedophile who should be bullied until
suicide. Have fun being a middle-aged loser
whose entire life revolves around Twitter and
your shitty books. See you at Hooligan's."

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

This idiot really thinks it's fine for him to interrupt the judge to keep rambling on, instead of answering the judge's questions and waiting for prompts. Michelow was probably already annoyed with him by the time Andrew got to speak

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Man. Even judges think Pat's an asshole. 3 different judges...

It's weird. It's unusual

 

[RobertMewler]

Are you really going to keep up this pretence that your tantrum was a bit? You got yourself all worked up and had to go cool down for 6 hours. This wasn't the first time you've had delusions of grandeur.

Dan told several of us privately he was going to do the bit and came through like a champ. Nice try with the hate, though.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's unbelievable to me how one man can be so cartoonishly buffoonish.

Blundering into court with zero preparation, making the judge wait while you shuffle through your phone, interrupting him and assuring him "thaT did noT occur", trying to do cutesy little jokes about how you're a mature adult man who doesn't close out bars (at least anymore), trying to start shit with Andrew in court and being told to settle down by the judge, and just being viewed as an all round fool by everyone present. Never change, pat.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

It's unbelievable to me how one man can be so cartoonishly buffoonish.

Blundering into court with zero preparation, making the judge wait while you shuffle through your phone, interrupting him and assuring him "thaT did noT occur", trying to do cutesy little jokes about how you're a mature adult man who doesn't close out bars (at least anymore), trying to start shit with Andrew in court and being told to settle down by the judge, and just being viewed as an all round fool by everyone present. Never change, pat.

I want him in front of Judge Milian

"That sounds a bit farfetched"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This idiot really thinks it's fine for him to interrupt the judge to keep rambling on, instead of answering the judge's questions and waiting for prompts. Michelow was probably already annoyed with him by the time Andrew got to speak

Seemed like he was a stammering mess in there too. I wonder if he had a speech impediment as a kid. Like a stutter or a lisp something and that is where he got that over enunciating his T's from trying to speak like a normal person.

 

[BudDickman]

He didn't close out bars when he was 25 either. We've all seen the Lappening photos and what an absolute dork who used to be before he transformed into Frat Pat. He was 25 when he was 35.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Everybody takes L's now and then, but Pat takes losing to an art form. His losses are consistently in public and so catastrophic that it defies description. Way to go, Bitch Tits.

Wrong child you didn't read it

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Seemed like he was a stammering mess in there too. I wonder if he had a speech impediment as a kid. Like a stutter or a lisp something and that is where he got that over enunciating his T's from trying to speak like a normal person.

Definitely the result of speech therapy, probably administered by expert linguist Mama Raven herself.