"targeting my wife"

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Mind you these are the types to call conservatives all types of awful things on twitter like it’s ok but when someone comes at them? Then they cry libel, harassment, and lawsuits. These are the losers you ignored in high school all grown up but still a weak bitch mentally

Oh you insulted my wife! I’m tracking your IP now!

Fucking fascist. People are entitled to any opinion, blame her parents for giving her an extra chromosome, dickhead. Opinions aren’t subject to either libel or defamation. I can only hope Chris loses even more money than Pat did to learn how the law actually works at this point.

Also I perused his Twitter (I wouldn’t tweet at him, he’s not worth 240 characters to engage in a roast off) and he’s whining about bridges in Pittsburgh collapsing. Wish he’d go hang himself off the Rachel Carson bridge myself :-) also wishes aren’t threats, as Pat found out in his LOLsuit, so have fun with it Chris.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He literally libeled someone as a murderer prior to threatening to sue for libel

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Getting major Pat vibes.

I wanna know how a free ticket to a comedy show causes monthly support payments. Legally by inviting the person to come engage in a verbal joust at his comedy show he’s waived any rights to legal recourse. But I’m not a lawyer. You cannot instigate a situation and then hold someone responsible for the consequences of your poor judgment. Someone let Chrissy know that.

 

[Imager]

I think we have a new lolcow who will have us going for many, many years.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

He's an epileptic so rascals should be careful which gifs they send him.

Be especially careful with this one.

 

[guest]

I wanna know how a free ticket to a comedy show causes monthly support payments. Legally by inviting the person to come engage in a verbal joust at his comedy show he’s waived any rights to legal recourse. But I’m not a lawyer. You cannot instigate a situation and then hold someone responsible for the consequences of your poor judgment. Someone let Chrissy know that.

That scenario seems far-fetched

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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"Impersonation" is not a crime. If the personal said something libelous while impersonating, then their crime would be the libel, not the impersonation.

Seriously, these coddled little goody-two-shoes clearly have had no real interaction with law enforcement in their lives, they'd realize how ridiculous their assumptions that the cops are going to protect them from name calling are. They don't even have the manpower or resources to properly look into burglaries and rapes, anyone that lives in the real world knows they aren't doing shit about someone being tweeted that they look like Baraka.

Impersonation is only a crime if you impersonate a law enforcement officer to illegally control a situation or commit fraud. Think Jeremy DeWitte, that’s what criminal impersonation is, I think Chris is as clueless as Pat, no wonder they’re basically tongue fucking each other’s assholes right now.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I bet if Pringle can Jon hit his wifes backwalls that would straighten her eyes out

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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Getting major Pat vibes.

 

[kingship75]

Is corrective surgery that expensive? You'd think nowadays it'd be more like lasik. Drop $150 per eye and buff that shit out.

 

[captain_kamala]

Is corrective surgery that expensive? You'd think nowadays it'd be more like lasik. Drop $150 per eye and buff that shit out.

nah i had a doctor with eyeballs like that some cases are beyond help

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Strabismus on the level of hers costs thousands of dollars to correct. Chris is out here talking about his income, yet his income hasn’t afforded his wife a corrective surgery for strabismus or many dental consultations to fix that tooth. So me thinks he like Pat is lying about how much money he makes.

Is corrective surgery that expensive? You'd think nowadays it'd be more like lasik. Drop $150 per eye and buff that shit out.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

PST v2.0

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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He literally libeled someone as a murderer prior to threatening to sue for libel

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This is a great example of why we need to bring bullying back. This pussy has never got a well deserved punch in the face which is why he behaves like this from the safety of twitter.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As we learned from the LOLsuit, you can say whatever you want about these cunts on this forum. 100K couldn’t buy Pat even one IP address. Unless Chris has Elon cash (judging by the fact he hasn’t ponied up for hair restoration for himself, strabismus or dental corrections for his wife) he doesent have have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. In fact I’m guessing these two live a certain kind of “rich” lifestyle that Pats neighbors do…

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

At least he's raising his own child, that makes him less of a cunt than Pat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It would be amazing if we make this guy the next LOL cow to the point he actually tries to sue Kiwi Farms

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think I’ve solved the case. He’s bought Piggy’s bullshit about screenplay options and he wants to star in “In The Black”. It’s his chance to be the leading man. It all makes sense now. He’s going to make a great Captain Kamala.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet pat has already DM'd him trying to convince him to spend his savings chasing ghosts on the internet.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As we learned from the LOLsuit, you can say whatever you want about these cunts on this forum. 100K couldn’t buy Pat even one IP address. Unless Chris has Elon cash (judging by the fact he hasn’t ponied up for hair restoration for himself, strabismus or dental corrections for his wife) he doesent have have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. In fact I’m guessing these two live a certain kind of “rich” lifestyle that Pats neighbors do…

That ridiculous comb forward explains why he acts like this, he’s severely insecure about it and going bald so he overcompensates by acting like such a smug cunt online. Everyone that sees him knows he’s going bald and laughing at his greasy comb forward. He’s bald but trying to do the hair pulled to the front like the Misfits. He def gels that down because he’s so afraid of it blowing / moving back which would show his forehead goes back behind his ears. He’s got the 80s Hulk Hogan skullet before he started wearing a bandana with extensions tied to it.