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Like 90% of anything I consume gives me hardcore heartburn/indigestion/whatever bitch stomach problem. I'm sick of it. SICKOFIT!
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Sometimes I'd like to eat food and not have it fuck my stomach up
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you have a gay stomach
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I would have followed up with "which is ironic because you never spit up all that cum" however i'm very demure
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Hmm a lifetime of digestion issues...slowly, slowly it's all making sense (the scat obsession). Taking a good shit for you is like finding an artesian well in Somalia. The profile is slowly coming to completion.
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You've done such a good job so far, I can't wait for the full profile reveal ^_^
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You know what prompted this post? Fucking iced tea. I might as well have drank goddamn hot sauce.
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Drink some baking soda and water. Instant relief. Also, Clonazolam and/or Flubromazolam for all your anxiety needs. Fentanyl if you have a headache.
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Flubromazolam sounds like the pharmaceutical term for Flubber.
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I try my best to ignore things that people I like do that disturb me. Terry had a posting pictures of super malnourished dogs phase. I didn't like that, so I just pretended I didn't see it. I used to try to ignore your poop art, but I've even grown to appreciate it.
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What if I drank baking soda and vinegar and became a Vigoda Volcano?
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Flurbiprofen is what the movie was based on
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This was beautiful
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If you weren't already aware, you probably have a stomach ulcer. Please do have fun.
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Avoid seed oils, eat meat
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I puke blood sometimes. I like to do it in front of people and when they're completely horrified I do like a "What? You don't throw up wild quantities of bright red blood every once in a while? Pussyyyy."
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I bet you eat a lot of meat, and possibly fried foods. You should eat more vegetables and moderate rice etc. and then you won't have this problem.
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How do you have digestive issues if you're a ghost?
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Artie, I love you, but Jesus Christ. What a STUPID fucking thing to ask me.