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I'm a Tums/Gaviscon man. I don't drink pink liquid because that's fucking gay as shit.Go take another pepto bismol, stupid
90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.I bet you eat a lot of meat, and possibly fried foods. You should eat more vegetables and moderate rice etc. and then you won't have this problem.
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I'm Canadian, it's all free but also annoying and shitty. I just complain to my internet pals so I don't complain to real actual people and seem like a bitch. I will likely never fix this.90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.
Your misery somehow calms for a moment, you try to be human and you find yourself telling a guy with stomach issues to knock off the Taco Bell and eat "moderate rice." lol. Dumbest guy on the forum.
OP do you have health insurance? If so do the standard bit; get a referral for a specialist, etc. Be your own advocate and demand an array of tests. There is no reason to go down the rabbit hole of guessing games and esoteric cures when the answer could be a couple hundred bucks away.
If your stomach is constantly fucked and you do fix it, I think you'll be amazed at how much better your quality of life is. People tend to trivialize the significance of gut health in particular; mistake.
I don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.The thing is he caught his mom trying to kill him by forcing him to eat big old fish bones before, and he still hasn't figured it out. Dude. Your mom poisoned the iced tea. She probably put benzine in it or some shit. She's been trying to kill you for a year now. She really, really doesn't like you.
I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings. And you hurt damned near every one of 'em.Artie, I love you, but Jesus Christ. What a STUPID fucking thing to ask me.
You underestimate how cunning your mother is, and how much she hates your gutsI don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.
It probably doesn't help that I'm only capable of drinking the whole can of iced tea in one shot. I have an impulse control problem.
Gayer than always having an upset tum tum? Fag…I'm a Tums/Gaviscon man. I don't drink pink liquid because that's fucking gay as shit.
lol, nigga, you’re obviously not familiar with our dear ole “I’ll have another” Abe.90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.
Your misery somehow calms for a moment, you try to be human and you find yourself telling a guy with stomach issues to knock off the Taco Bell and eat "moderate rice." lol. Dumbest guy on the forum.
OP do you have health insurance? If so do the standard bit; get a referral for a specialist, etc. Be your own advocate and demand an array of tests. There is no reason to go down the rabbit hole of guessing games and esoteric cures when the answer could be a couple hundred bucks away.
If your stomach is constantly fucked and you do fix it, I think you'll be amazed at how much better your quality of life is. People tend to trivialize the significance of gut health in particular; mistake.
I puke blood sometimes. I like to do it in front of people and when they're completely horrified I do like a "What? You don't throw up wild quantities of bright red blood every once in a while? Pussyyyy."
It's the booze. Nice alcoholism, stupid. Glad it isn't me hehehhehe. Zantac works pretty good. I don't know if canadians can get that good shit, it causes cancer.
You should slow your roll on da eating and drinking into the mic Abe, the listeners and your stomach would likely appreciate it.I don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.
It probably doesn't help that I'm only capable of drinking the whole can of iced tea in one shot. I have an impulse control problem.
90% of anything I consume gives me hardcore heartburn/indigestion/whatever bitch stomach problem.
Pizza Hut is kind of an event for me because it fucks my stomach up BAD 100% of the time
Coffee sucks. I just wake up. I don't like the taste of it, it hurts my stomach
I have heartburn and acid reflux most of the time.
I have constant acid reflux
I eat a bunch of random shit that doesn't settle in my stomach
Carbonated drinks fuck with my stomach
I have heartburn or acid reflux
All of this shit FUCKS my stomach up
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