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Sometimes I'd like to eat food and not have it fuck my stomach up

midwit

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I bet you eat a lot of meat, and possibly fried foods. You should eat more vegetables and moderate rice etc. and then you won't have this problem.

90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.

Your misery somehow calms for a moment, you try to be human and you find yourself telling a guy with stomach issues to knock off the Taco Bell and eat "moderate rice." lol. Dumbest guy on the forum.

OP do you have health insurance? If so do the standard bit; get a referral for a specialist, etc. Be your own advocate and demand an array of tests. There is no reason to go down the rabbit hole of guessing games and esoteric cures when the answer could be a couple hundred bucks away.

If your stomach is constantly fucked and you do fix it, I think you'll be amazed at how much better your quality of life is. People tend to trivialize the significance of gut health in particular; mistake.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.

Your misery somehow calms for a moment, you try to be human and you find yourself telling a guy with stomach issues to knock off the Taco Bell and eat "moderate rice." lol. Dumbest guy on the forum.

OP do you have health insurance? If so do the standard bit; get a referral for a specialist, etc. Be your own advocate and demand an array of tests. There is no reason to go down the rabbit hole of guessing games and esoteric cures when the answer could be a couple hundred bucks away.

If your stomach is constantly fucked and you do fix it, I think you'll be amazed at how much better your quality of life is. People tend to trivialize the significance of gut health in particular; mistake.
I'm Canadian, it's all free but also annoying and shitty. I just complain to my internet pals so I don't complain to real actual people and seem like a bitch. I will likely never fix this.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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The thing is he caught his mom trying to kill him by forcing him to eat big old fish bones before, and he still hasn't figured it out. Dude. Your mom poisoned the iced tea. She probably put benzine in it or some shit. She's been trying to kill you for a year now. She really, really doesn't like you.
I don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.

It probably doesn't help that I'm only capable of drinking the whole can of iced tea in one shot. I have an impulse control problem.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.

It probably doesn't help that I'm only capable of drinking the whole can of iced tea in one shot. I have an impulse control problem.
You underestimate how cunning your mother is, and how much she hates your guts
 

Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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90% of your posts are attacking other forum users for mocking Cumia and talking about politics. You don't see the irony in doing that. Because you're stupid.

Your misery somehow calms for a moment, you try to be human and you find yourself telling a guy with stomach issues to knock off the Taco Bell and eat "moderate rice." lol. Dumbest guy on the forum.

OP do you have health insurance? If so do the standard bit; get a referral for a specialist, etc. Be your own advocate and demand an array of tests. There is no reason to go down the rabbit hole of guessing games and esoteric cures when the answer could be a couple hundred bucks away.

If your stomach is constantly fucked and you do fix it, I think you'll be amazed at how much better your quality of life is. People tend to trivialize the significance of gut health in particular; mistake.
lol, nigga, you’re obviously not familiar with our dear ole “I’ll have another” Abe.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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Jack_Horner

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I puke blood sometimes. I like to do it in front of people and when they're completely horrified I do like a "What? You don't throw up wild quantities of bright red blood every once in a while? Pussyyyy."

WTF dude, go to a GI doctor

I was in the ER for close to a week for liver cirrhosis, and one of the things that got me to drag my ass to the hospital was that anytime I ate spicy foods, there was about a 50/50 chance that I'd end up curled up in a ball on the couch for four hours, in so much pain I could barely see straight

shit can kill you nigga
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
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I don't live with her, dickfuck. It was a can of Nestea from MY fridge, ASSDICK.

It probably doesn't help that I'm only capable of drinking the whole can of iced tea in one shot. I have an impulse control problem.
You should slow your roll on da eating and drinking into the mic Abe, the listeners and your stomach would likely appreciate it.
 

Dog Eater

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90% of anything I consume gives me hardcore heartburn/indigestion/whatever bitch stomach problem.


Really abe? I had no idea!



Pizza Hut is kind of an event for me because it fucks my stomach up BAD 100% of the time

Coffee sucks. I just wake up. I don't like the taste of it, it hurts my stomach

I have heartburn and acid reflux most of the time.

I have constant acid reflux

I eat a bunch of random shit that doesn't settle in my stomach

Carbonated drinks fuck with my stomach

I have heartburn or acid reflux

All of this shit FUCKS my stomach up



Edit: I’d like to point out that I specifically requested management enable multi-quote so that I could do this to you more easily.
 
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