Sometimes I'd like to eat food and not have it fuck my stomach up

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Like 90% of anything I consume gives me hardcore heartburn/indigestion/whatever bitch stomach problem. I'm sick of it. SICKOFIT!

 

[johnnynoname]

you have a gay stomach

 

[johnnynoname]

I would have followed up with "which is ironic because you never spit up all that cum" however i'm very demure

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Omeprazole brotherman, change your life. Eat more ginger and drink lemon tea. Dr. Hellhole is here to help - sit down at certified Psychiatrist @Phish's anxiety relief booth and boof the answer to all your problems.

 

[guest]

Omeprazole brotherman, change your life. Eat more ginger and drink lemon tea. Dr. Hellhole is here to help - sit down at certified Psychiatrist @Phish's anxiety relief booth and boof the answer to all your problems.

Hmm a lifetime of digestion issues...slowly, slowly it's all making sense (the scat obsession). Taking a good shit for you is like finding an artesian well in Somalia. The profile is slowly coming to completion.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Hmm a lifetime of digestion issues...slowly, slowly it's all making sense (the scat obsession). Taking a good shit for you is like finding an artesian well in Somalia. The profile is slowly coming to completion.

You've done such a good job so far, I can't wait for the full profile reveal ^_^

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what prompted this post? Fucking iced tea. I might as well have drank goddamn hot sauce.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You know what prompted this post? Fucking iced tea. I might as well have drank goddamn hot sauce.

Did you know that @NewJersey.gov thinks marrying prepubescent children is normal?

 

[Phish]

You know what prompted this post? Fucking iced tea. I might as well have drank goddamn hot sauce.

Drink some baking soda and water. Instant relief. Also, Clonazolam and/or Flubromazolam for all your anxiety needs. Fentanyl if you have a headache.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Drink some baking soda and water. Instant relief. Also, Clonazolam and/or Flubromazolam for all your anxiety needs. Fentanyl if you have a headache.

Flubromazolam sounds like the pharmaceutical term for Flubber.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you know that @NewJersey.gov thinks marrying prepubescent children is normal? View attachment 192398

I try my best to ignore things that people I like do that disturb me. Terry had a posting pictures of super malnourished dogs phase. I didn't like that, so I just pretended I didn't see it. I used to try to ignore your poop art, but I've even grown to appreciate it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Drink some baking soda and water. Instant relief. Also, Clonazolam and/or Flubromazolam for all your anxiety needs. Fentanyl if you have a headache.

What if I drank baking soda and vinegar and became a Vigoda Volcano?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Flubromazolam sounds like the pharmaceutical term for Flubber.

Flurbiprofen is what the movie was based on

 

[Phish]

I try my best to ignore things that people I like do that disturb me. Terry had a posting pictures of super malnourished dogs phase. I didn't like that, so I just pretended I didn't see it. I used to try to ignore your poop art, but I've even grown to appreciate it.

This was beautiful

 

[JumboYumYums]

If you weren't already aware, you probably have a stomach ulcer. Please do have fun.

 

[BUBBLER]

Avoid seed oils, eat meat

Nigga

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you weren't already aware, you probably have a stomach ulcer. Please do have fun.

I puke blood sometimes. I like to do it in front of people and when they're completely horrified I do like a "What? You don't throw up wild quantities of bright red blood every once in a while? Pussyyyy."

 

[chiquita banana]

I bet you eat a lot of meat, and possibly fried foods. You should eat more vegetables and moderate rice etc. and then you won't have this problem.

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[aRTie02150]

How do you have digestive issues if you're a ghost?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How do you have digestive issues if you're a ghost?

Artie, I love you, but Jesus Christ. What a STUPID fucking thing to ask me.