Showing off his new house and land.

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Herman Munster lookin’ ass goblin

 

[BillKlacks]

That's actually pretty cool

 

[Consensual Rapist]

“Hey Timmy, you see that place? Stay away! My pa told me that there is where Tony the kid toucher lives. Go on his property, and he’ll force you inside at gunpoint, then will make you make jeep noises as he sucks your penis!”

 

[guest]

How the mighty have fallen.

Welcome to scenic Obscurity, SC.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nice purpose-built McMansion, stupid. I get that SC prices are a lot cheaper than NY ones but the fact remains that he is incapable of not wasting money on gaudy frivolities.

That overturned soil's gonna look like shit for the next few years as well. Nana's likely gonna die in a pool of his own vomit before that yard ever becomes presentable.

I also doubt an anxious faggy cityslicker like him's going to enjoy living in the woods in the middle of nowhere. It sounds like fun until your first few nights walking and driving through pitch darkness reveal just how suited to it you really are.

He's gonna hate it. I've been in the sticks for the majority of my life and the other night I came home super baked and when I was walking from the truck to the house my dog got fixated on something in the dark and I got that "get outta here" feeling in my stomach and just went inside. I never did see anything so I was probably just tripping out.

 

[aRTie02150]

He's gonna hate it. I've been in the sticks for the majority of my life and the other night I came home super baked and when I was walking from the truck to the house my dog got fixated on something in the dark and I got that "get outta here" feeling in my stomach and just went inside. I never did see anything so I was probably just tripping out.

This is why he needed to just move to a smaller city in Florida and rot away. Not the sticks.

This nigga has been living in NY and NYC his whole life. Decided at 60 to just move to the sticks?

 

[guest]

This nigga has been living in NY and NYC his whole life. Decided at 60 to just move to the sticks?

His bank account decided it.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

How lonely he is is really going to sink in out there living in the middle of nowhere. The novelty will wear off quickly and people won’t go down there to visit. He’s going to miss his daily dose of holding court amongst his hangers-on at Sullivan’s.

When he runs out of beer in the middle of the night he’s going to have fun driving 10 miles on a dark backwoods road to get more.

 

[guest]

When he runs out of beer in the middle of the night he’s going to have fun driving 10 miles on a dark backwoods road to get more.

I hope he plows into a tree and ends up a quadriplegic.

Fucking effeminate weirdo.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I also wonder what kind of internet service they have out there. He lives for playing video games and spewing his nonsense on Twitter. I can hear that old AOL dial up sound now just thinking about it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I hope he plows into a tree and ends up a quadriplegic.

Fucking effeminate weirdo.

I hope he ends up like Beansie.

 

[guest]

I hope he ends up like Beansie.

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I thought I told you to back off Nana

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I predict he turns into full on Redneck Militia Ant. Wearing camo and 5.11 gear everyday. Punisher skulls and 2nd amendment stickers on his truck.

 

[CruisinColin]

Wearing camo and 5.11 gear everyday.

More like 5'7'' gear.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

More like 5'7'' gear.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think joe will get a bit more unhinged online after ant leaves NY. I know they barely hangout anymore but once joe is alone in NY he will be posting his conspiracy theories at a rapid rate.

 

[aRTie02150]

I think joe will get a bit more unhinged online after ant leaves NY. I know they barely hangout anymore but once joe is alone in NY he will be posting his conspiracy theories at a rapid rate.

Just mooing on the pasture.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why are so many American houses made of wood? I mean I get that that's cheaper but it's ugly and dangerous

in a lot of cases it’s because of earthquakes.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What a hunk of shit. I’m so glad my life is so much nicer than my childhood hero, millionaire shock jock Anthony Cumia’s.

 

[guest]

What a hunk of shit. I’m so glad my life is so much nicer than my childhood hero, millionaire shock jock Anthony Cumia’s.

He was your childhood hero?

That's sad. Get better heroes.