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She seems like the type to wear “I enjoyed my abortions” t-shirts but never mention the kids she had and dumped on their various sperm donors and paternal grandparents.
If she didn't, Pat would've announced it publicly on twitter multiple times already just like her depression, poor dental hygiene, and lubrication problems.
And if she ever wanted a kid and brought dared to bring it up, I could see Pat screaming at her hysterically “you will have an abortion!…there is no more discussion!!”
 

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Agree with others here, celebrating your first fuck anniversary is bizarre. Normal people would maybe note that they met for the first time at a bar and leave the rest to the reader's imagination.
Have you read this asshole’s very fat books? He wouldn’t know what having an imagination was like if you served it to him dipped in grease with a side of opened generic crackers. There. I said it.
 
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