"She said I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I did."

[EraGodless]

Did Pat have a one-night stand with Nikki?

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Even when he tries to be romantic, he comes off as a complete retard. "Yeah we were each others rebounds and we just wanted to fuck and dip, but here we are... 9 years later. Derp."

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I count numerous lies in that tweet. To wit, owning the hovel.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

“No other human on earth for me.”

Bestiality confirmed, RIP Toothless and may God have mercy on any other animal Pat gets his greasy mitts on.

 

[guest]

“No other human on earth for me.”

Bestiality confirmed, RIP Toothless and may God have mercy on any other animal Pat gets his greasy mitts on.

Poor lil’ mug!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

He really likes to emphasise the "one night stand" element doesn't he?

Sex-haver Pat mostly plays the hit-it-and-quit it game, we are led to believe.

As others have said, it doesn't really ring true. How does pump and dumping fit into the more important RESPECT WOMEN?

It just makes me concerned for all these women he used once and then ghosted.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What he thinks he looks like:

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What he actually looks like:

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This charming ham

 

[guest]

This charming ham

The Pig with the dick in his (back)side

 

[Jenna]

The sexiversary thing makes sense when you consider Patrick's never had casual sex. All he knows is rushing to put a ring on any gal who'll spread her stumpy legs for him. He clearly has control issues when dealing with women, so who cares about the "let's be a couple" anniversary or even the fucking wedding. The day of importance is fuck day. Happy 9/11!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

WWAW you feel sick when you see his ugly, zombie face and remember that his dopamine-fueled, fake realm is an actual thing?

Motivates me to exercise and not be a lazy Faggot. But today I’m #ruizing and having a pizza and a beer, I got my workout goals accomplished during the week so I want to treat myself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Poor lil’ mug!

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I didn’t know cats could suffer from depression until I saw a cat that has to live with Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The sexiversary thing makes sense when you consider Patrick's never had casual sex. All he knows is rushing to put a ring on any gal who'll spread her stumpy legs for him. He clearly has control issues when dealing with women, so who cares about the "let's be a couple" anniversary or even the fucking wedding. The day of importance is fuck day. Happy 9/11!

I can’t think of any couple that would tell everyone the first time they had sex. Not only has Pat married the only two women he had sex with he must rarely (if ever) have sex. Probably once a year after giving Niki enough booze.

 

[stealthygeek]

We knew 1.2 was bad at math with his "zero is not divisible" gaff and HS grades but holy shit is he retarded? A decade is 10 years, you entered your second decade together on 2021, not now. Fat retard.

"Not another human on Earth for me" yeah nigga because you abandoned your daughter, thanks for proving yet again that you don't regret it and don't want her in your life, liar

Not an isolated incident either. @SpaceEdge posted some r/cummingonfigurines content a few weeks ago where Rick got confused by how many years have passed since Norm11.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I love that twitter faggots are collectively wasting hundreds of hours a day writing image descriptions for the blind, nigga zero blind people are reading your retarded tweets lol

gotta give it to corporations, they really did an amazing job at fostering niggercattle to happily train their AI vision for free under the guise of inclusivity

 

[guest]

This charming ham

Some Pigs are bigger than others

 

[Meownaw]

I love that twitter faggots are collectively wasting hundreds of hours a day writing image descriptions for the blind, nigga zero blind people are reading your retarded tweets lol

gotta give it to corporations, they really did an amazing job at fostering niggercattle to happily train their AI vision for free under the guise of inclusivity

Eww is that what that's for? Fucking faggots.

 

[Mikekeke]

“No other human on earth for me.”

Bestiality confirmed, RIP Toothless and may God have mercy on any other animal Pat gets his greasy mitts on.

I can only imagine how hard Mewler has to run with his stretched out asshole. I can only imagine how hard Pat has to try to unleash booming beer farts to propel himself after the cat while trying not to shit himself.

I can’t think of any couple that would tell everyone the first time they had sex. Not only has Pat married the only two women he had sex with he must rarely (if ever) have sex. Probably once a year after giving Niki enough booze.

It is only once a year, Pat has to pretend to drink the beers and pour them in the lizard cage when Drinkki's not looking to drink her under the table. He just can't bring himself to waste the beer that often.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"She said I wouldn't sue the internet for calling me fat. I did."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s an old picture, look at the side of his head, - his hair was just cut and it doesn’t grow back that quick. Compare it to the boat pic and it’s clear she’s gone. He’s been really ramping up his wife mentions on twitter, she’s gone and he’s trying to make it look otherwise.

 

[VizioDash]

Very clever Pat, having your anniversary on 9/11 to cover up your admitted involvement in it.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That’s an old picture, look at the side of his head, - his hair was just cut and it doesn’t grow back that quick. Compare it to the boat pic and it’s clear she’s gone. He’s been really ramping up his wife mentions on twitter, she’s gone and he’s trying to make it look otherwise.

Also he only has 2 chins in this pic, he now has 4