"She said I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I did."

[Dog Eater]

She said I wasn’t spending our anniversary on twitter. I did.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Very clever Pat, having your anniversary on 9/11 to cover up your admitted involvement in it.

“On my watch”

Holy shit what a fat faggot. This man does NOTHING but tweet from a couch but believes he’s important. He really is a crazy person, prob gets some kind of SSI / Disability for it.

 

[The Greaseman]

Agree with others here, celebrating your first fuck anniversary is bizarre. Normal people would maybe note that they met for the first time at a bar and leave the rest to the reader's imagination.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

They fucked on their first date but was this also the first time they’d ever met? Way to let the world know you were desperate enough to wife the neighborhood’s most trafficked peanut butter thighs.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He has to have Asperger's. There's no other explanation for all this. He phrases a braggadocius anniversary message to his wife in way that suggests he sexually assaulted her.

Sex Pest Pat

 

[Uncle Floyd]

all these women he used once

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can’t think of any couple that would tell everyone the first time they had sex. Not only has Pat married the only two women he had sex with he must rarely (if ever) have sex. Probably once a year after giving Niki enough booze.

It's not her fault. He can't get it up.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I said I wouldn't make Twitter the center of my obese life. I did.

I said I would spend holidays with family. I don't.

I said I would take care of her and provide for her. I have almost zero verifiable income and absolutely everything is in her name.

 

[Caverlock]

Reminders (from https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i’m-in-her-league-child-patrick-simping-for-cosplayer.1684/):

archive.ph

archive.ph

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[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Nikki must be a deeply insecure and troubled woman.

 

[AliceWorquer]

His first sentence is a fragment. Nice being a professional author, stupid.

Fragments make up the majority of Patricks writing. He could double his wordcount if he knew how to string a sentence together. Then if he worked on some of the run-ons he might be able to cut it back down in half. Fat pig.

 

[SFWA liaison]

archive.ph

tranny chaser + unwanted sexual advance

full pervert

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This charming ham

I would go out tonight
But I am not 25 and don’t close out bars

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Nikki will never have children. That must get to her on some level. Unless of course, like Patrick, she hates children.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Nikki will never have children. That must get to her on some level. Unless of course, like Patrick, she hates children.

Do we know she never had them? Was she married before? She strikes me as the type who’d be a noncustodial mother.

 

[The Greaseman]

Do we know she never had them? Was she married before? She strikes me as the type who’d be a noncustodial mother.

Probably had any children vacuumed out.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Do we know she never had them? Was she married before? She strikes me as the type who’d be a noncustodial mother.

That would be hilarious if she did have a kid that she doesn’t have custody of (rare for a woman).

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Probably had any children vacuumed out.

She seems like the type to “Shout her Abortion”.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

She seems like the type to wear “I enjoyed my abortions” t-shirts but never mention the kids she had and dumped on their various sperm donors and paternal grandparents.

 

[Udders]

She seems like the type to “Shout her Abortion”.

If she didn't, Pat would've announced it publicly on twitter multiple times already just like her depression, poor dental hygiene, and lubrication problems.